kenny talk

A long drawn-out conversation with a subject held in lieu of, or in addition to, enforcement action by law enforcement. Kenny Talks are usually had with children aged 5 to 17 and can last over 30 minutes. There is debate as to the effectiveness of Kenny Talks, though they have become a staple in modern law enforcement.

"Dang, 220 is STILL on that call?"
"Yeah, must be giving them a Kenny Talk."

by GarySimmons69 June 23, 2024

Kenny

Kenny is the man of the family that carry’s the trash and rubbish

Iskall85: Hey Kenny do you mind holding this garbage while we go vaulting

Kenny: As you wish master

by AidaHowa July 6, 2022

Kenny

Usually balding early in life,smokes alot of crack,usually puts his ass up for sale to pay for his habit.A desperate unreliable person that needs a good wash.

Hey up there's crack head kenny,don't he owe you a 20

by Preacher preaches September 12, 2021

skinny kenny

A largely overweight police officer that only uses 1-2 worded sentences such as,
-sumthin spicious
-slow down
-can’t walk
-hungry
and also has “justice” for every meal. Including,
-justice last pound of bacon
-justice this brick of cheese
-justice big plate of nachos
-justice case of canned tuna
-justice pan of grease slathered on bread.

Skinny Kenny was a not so skinny police officer in Santa Clara, Utah.

by mike charter January 24, 2022

Kenny Loggins'ed

When someone thinks they are so cool, that they avoid you. Like laying on a bed in the day time, singing Danger Zone wearing aviators cool.

Hey man you know Paul, he just became a jet pilot. Ran into him the other day, he looked right at me and Kenny Loggins'ed me.

by PielVluis July 5, 2021

Joe kenny

A plumber who sucks dildos

Hey that guys back in the porta potty sucking a huge rubber dick, hes a real joe kenny

by 690ontop September 28, 2025

Kenni

Hot as fuck. So freaking cute you will certainly stutter when trying to talk to him. Kenni is the reason the word perfect was invented, and many consider him to actually be a secret weapon engineered in a high-tech lab. Everybody loves and envies Kenni: from insanely handsome to insightful, from effortlessly funny to brilliant, he is what little children dream of being and what adults wish they were

Yesterday I spoke to Kenni and got a raging erection just by looking at him, while at the same time he blew my mind talking quantum science... It's so unfair he's so perfect, he must be an engineered Chinese lab weapon

by bufferingbadger July 4, 2024