man junk

Reference to a man and all the excess motor-based ‘grown-up’ toys that he has accumulated over the years (e.g. dirtbikes, ATVs, go-karts, etc...)

“John’s had to buy a new trailer to carry all his man junk.”

by Todd T. April 25, 2008

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Skunk Junk

A vagina so terribly raunchy that you can not help but crying at the smell of it.

Theresa's pooter was so stinky that after i cried for a week I tracked her through the mall only by the smell of her pussy. I proceeded by stabbing her in the throat 132 times. I attemepted to remove her vagina but i could not dou to the constant gagging. I then painted my brains on the ceiling of my high school with my fathers shotgun. All because of Theresa's Skunk Junk!

by Jason Gallo October 05, 2007

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Junk in the Trunk

1. To carry emotional baggage or to have emotional set backs due to past events.

2. To carry weight in the "rear"

1. "Living in todays world, everyone has a little junk in the trunk"

2."Look at her butt! Talk about some junk in the trunk!"

by Shadedangel October 08, 2005

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skunk junk

When a guy's junk jus smells all kinds of raunchy, due to a sexually transmitted disease or possibly just terible hygene

I was just about to go down on this guy and his cock smelled something awful. He had the worst case of skunk junk I have ever smelled, and believe me I have smelled some pretty nasty shit.

by OoLexioO July 23, 2006

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junk monkey

A word used to generally show displeasure in the circumstance at hand (note that the word should be used plurally). Warning: the thought of "junk monkeys" often brings about images of primate orgies. Word should be used at random.

"Junk monkeys, I forgot to torch the car after we left the dead body in it. "

"We're going to be late to the strip club, junk monkeys!"

Mother- "We're out of Frosted Mini-Wheats®" Son/Daughter - "Junk monkeys!"

by Junk Monkeys August 17, 2009

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