When your male or female sex partner jumps really high because you just shot a huge load into her thick tight pussy.
by Captain Long Johnson July 11, 2009
Get the Jumping Hernandezmug. by Bunnyjumper December 12, 2013
Get the bunny jumpmug. by Opalocka_yak May 11, 2018
Get the buck jumpingmug. Guy 1: Why didn't you go to the gym yesterday? You're going to get fat.
Guy 2: No I'm not, I stayed at home and did jumping jackoffs. I was so tired afterward.
Guy 2: No I'm not, I stayed at home and did jumping jackoffs. I was so tired afterward.
by Iforgot911 January 10, 2009
Get the Jumping Jackoffmug. The act of jumping into action, to save or assist someone.
This is often accompanied by a goofy way of jumping to avoid obstacles, which might even be seen as cool.
In a lot of cases these jumps will fail, but is still counted as a hero jump, due to the effort put into assisting others.
This is often accompanied by a goofy way of jumping to avoid obstacles, which might even be seen as cool.
In a lot of cases these jumps will fail, but is still counted as a hero jump, due to the effort put into assisting others.
You: "Did you see that guy hero jump over that fence?"
Random friend: "Yeah too bad his pants got caught on the fence!"
You: "Did you see that guy hero jump from that roof to get the old lady's purse back?"
Random friend: "Yeah too bad he failed the landing and sprained his ankle."
You: "Did you see that dog hero jump?"
Random friend: "Yeah it totally looked like a flying sausage!"
Random friend: "Yeah too bad his pants got caught on the fence!"
You: "Did you see that guy hero jump from that roof to get the old lady's purse back?"
Random friend: "Yeah too bad he failed the landing and sprained his ankle."
You: "Did you see that dog hero jump?"
Random friend: "Yeah it totally looked like a flying sausage!"
by MentalButcher June 11, 2012
Get the Hero jumpmug. by KennyTheGoneOne April 22, 2018
Get the jump the boatmug. A cliche used when anything unanticipated happens, typically used as a cop-out. Origin is from the cursor behavior seen on personal computers when moving the mouse causes the cursor to travel quickly and erratically across the monitor clicking on items, moving files, starting applications, or causing other unintended actions.
I tried to send you that TPS report, but my "mouse jumped" and it is gone now.
I said no to drugs, but my "mouse jumped" and now I'm an addict.
We used a condom, but my "mouse jumped" and now she's pregnant
I said no to drugs, but my "mouse jumped" and now I'm an addict.
We used a condom, but my "mouse jumped" and now she's pregnant
by the_curmudgeon August 11, 2009
Get the Mouse Jumpmug.