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Squad Jumping

When the squad that you are in at the moment starts to get boring, so you leave and join another squad.
Person 2: Hey... ummmm... What are you doing here?
Person 1: Well I got bored of who I was talking to, so I went squad jumping and came to your squad.
Person2: we don't want you here tho.
by Why him? March 29, 2017
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jump the boat

To not look before you leap, to take action before thinking.
Slow down, Kiddo. You’re starting to jump the boat,”
by KennyTheGoneOne April 22, 2018
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Jumping Hernandez

When your male or female sex partner jumps really high because you just shot a huge load into her thick tight pussy.
WOAH BITCH! YOU JUST PULLED A JUMPING HERNANDEZ!
by Captain Long Johnson July 11, 2009
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bubble jumping

The act of responding to a text (within a text conversation) in an asymmetrical fashion, often a result of individuals texting each other who compose messages at different relative speeds.

Alludes to the 'bubbles' in the user interfaces of most popular messaging apps.
1.
Person A: picture of waves at beach
Person B: “Nice Waves”
Person A: jumped bubble“8-10 feet is a little out of my league still”
Person B: neutral reply to jumped bubble “Ya Baby”
Person A: “but I’m going to Mexico next week and basically gonna surf all week!”
Person A: “So maybe I’ll be ready for those bad boys soon”
Person B: place saving while the 3 dots shows person B is on to the next text bubble “ I know what you mean”
Person B: desperate attempt to disambiguate “ Not about Mexico. About league dissonance”

2.

"I was trying to casually chat about surfing, but we just kept bubble jumping and I got bored."
"well, only boring people get bored, you know?"
by puffco September 3, 2016
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buck jumping

A uniquely New Orleans style step-dance associated with second line precessions.
On Sunday we're buck jumping at the second line.
by Opalocka_yak May 11, 2018
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Bush Jumping

BOBBY-no balls to jump that bush infront of the school
(jonny runs and jumps a bush, but falls into the next bush)
JonnyB- that hurt it gave me cuts all over my body
(female)Cop- did you just jump that bush
JonnyB- yes i did jump the bush
(female)Cop- You are coming with me for Bush Jumping
by buckredblackneck November 17, 2011
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Jumping Donkey

1) A handjob on holiday involving 2 people who just met.
2) A mythical scenario involving: A deck chair, 3 leprachauns, a banana and 500ml of maple syrup.
3) A Swordfight involving 2 penis's battling in out in a test of endurance and strength.
1) Becky and Steve went to the front deck to start up a jumping donkey.
2) Last night my girlfriend asked me if i was interested in having a Jumping Donkey.
3) The party became extremely heated after Jeff and Mark partook in a Jumping Donkey in the living room.
by xmilleniumx January 24, 2015
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