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Jordan

The most confident boy you know. He is funny and smart. Jordan may seem like a bit of an a**hole but at the end of the day he is caring and protective of the special girl in his life.
Hi jordan
by UndercoverJ May 10, 2018
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Jordan

Meme dealer fat friend depressed but tells nobody strong like to skateboard and play guitar stoner not attractive and makes friends super easy
Jordan is fucking dumb
by Для того March 4, 2019
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Jordan

Jordan is the most enthusiastic person you will ever meet. He's oh so very sweet, and all Jordan's usually love animals and sports. If you ever find yourself falling in love with a Jordan, you will literally be pulled into an abyss of completely love and nourishment. They'll try their best to never let you go, and they'll be shy a bit once both of you confess your love. During the friend zone stage, he drops so many obvious hints, but he's too shy to tell you he likes you. He is the type of person who's smile can knock out girls, voice can woo anyone, and talent can get a girl to melt. Jordan's are very attractive, and are one of the most trustworthy friends. They're smart, talented, and normally have the best hairy styles.
Girl: Who's the cutest guy in English class?
Girl 2: Jordan, definitely. By a mile!
by lovemeepmorp285 March 19, 2018
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Jordan

A ginger with a mouth that's bigger than his brain and likes to annoy people.A Jordan is also a person that never shuts up and teases relentlessly. He acts all cool but he can be a good friend. Jordan's do not now the meaning of the word quiet.
Person 1: Who's that Ginger over there?
Person 2: They're shouting it must be Jordan.
by AmarilloSkies January 25, 2017
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Jordan

Dumb piece of shit whom in which has pretty much no friends and is the but of jokes
Look at jordan, he's such a lose because we think he is
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Jordan

She can be a total bitch but she has good intentions. She’s funny and smart but always talks bad about you behind your back
Person 1: hey I love your hair!

Person 2: thanks! (Walks away)
Person 1: ugh she’s so stupid

Person 3: don’t be such a jordan
by katwasntmeever September 30, 2018
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Jordan

a person who has stanky ass breath and comes from Africa
OMG JORDAN DO YOU LOVE MOMMY
by PEZY6969 February 14, 2019
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