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Jordan is the most enthusiastic person you will ever meet. He's oh so very sweet, and all Jordan's usually love animals and sports. If you ever find yourself falling in love with a Jordan, you will literally be pulled into an abyss of completely love and nourishment. They'll try their best to never let you go, and they'll be shy a bit once both of you confess your love. During the friend zone stage, he drops so many obvious hints, but he's too shy to tell you he likes you. He is the type of person who's smile can knock out girls, voice can woo anyone, and talent can get a girl to melt. Jordan's are very attractive, and are one of the most trustworthy friends. They're smart, talented, and normally have the best hairy styles.
Girl: Who's the cutest guy in English class?
Girl 2: Jordan, definitely. By a mile!
by lovemeepmorp285 March 19, 2018
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A Jordan is slang for a Mexican gay man.
Man, those two Mexican guys are totally Jordan for each other.
by Bizmarquee549 February 16, 2017
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Jordan is the most amazing guy you will ever meet he so nice he is so funny and he is the best with the lady's
Oh man I wish I had a myself a jordan
by Julieiscool89 June 17, 2016
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a fuckboi that is a P.O.S. and lies about everything
Christian: hey john, why didn’t Jordan show up to school today?
John: idk he’s probably skipping school , but i guarantee if you ask him why, he’ll make up a fake lie about how he was “sick”
by rotten pineapple January 17, 2018
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Hey, that dude seems pretty mean.
Oh yeah, He's a Jordan
by Squidward's Testicles May 4, 2018
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(Female) Jordan is a total snake, She will pretend to be kind but once you get to know her she’s a bitchy, lying, hoe. Jordan’s always have peoples names in their mouths, they can’t keep quiet about anyone. She also looks like a spider with her skinny little legs.
Girl: ew a spider!!
Boy: lol that’s just Jordan
by KatySnow2010 February 10, 2018
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