Joe

is a huge dick but has a small one. Probably looks homeless and uneven patches on his face. He would rather snap his back than wear a snap back. He also flirts with everyone and likes to fight back. He is nice when he wants to and is impatient. You can't piss him off BUT he can piss YOU off. He is quite tall and he jumps around a lot. He's also a skinny legend and a mad lad. He says DUDE a lot so slap him if he does. If you find a Joe, you should become friends with him as he's all jokes.

Oh and he likes to call girls THOTS.

"DUDE YOU'RE A THOT!"

"Joe, is that you?"

by bbuwu November 11, 2018

Joe

When he cancels on you the night before.

Don't Joe me bro, we brothers.

by Too many cables January 4, 2017

Joe

The oldest person known to exist. Will leave a trail of dust while he walks around.

Why is all this dust on the floor? Joe must have been walking around again.

by typeo5728 April 20, 2017

Joe

The absolute gayest human being on planet earth. Most likely hides it though because he is afraid he will be bullied.

We all know Joe is gay. Why won’t he come out.

by Bigghuman February 18, 2019

Joe

A brown person that trys to pull the brown card 25/8 and his ass smells like a graveyard.

¨Dude did Joe just walk past? It smells like something died¨

by MissyNissy May 2, 2019

Joe

Eveerybody wants a Joe in their life, why wouldn’t you? An extremely intimidating man with the heart of an angel. Usually has a best friend named Paul.

Person 1 -“Omg is that Joe?”
Person 2 - “I think it is, wait is he with paul?”
Person 1 - “I hear they catch up for breakfast, lunch and dinner!”

by Sofia Cuggelli January 22, 2018

JOES

They are the sports betting public

The JOES have penciled in the Colts on Sunday as a LOCK, early ticket count is 38-1 in favor of the Colts

by Mr Falcone November 11, 2007