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Jordan

Jordan is the kind of guy that acts gay, but actually isn’t. He is unathletic as hell, and loves to rock out with his cock out. He’s very unintelligent and is a dumbass.
Jordan, for the last time I’m not have sex with you!
by The Goat23 April 27, 2019
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Jordan

She is the greatest sister you could ever ask for she always trust you and your glad everyday you have a jordan
Man" Jordan Is so trustworthy"
Girl" Duh that's because she is Jordan"
by Jacksonfav April 3, 2015
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Jordan

Jordan is a annoying, old looking, horny ass person. He has no chance in getting a good girlfriend and is no where close to being smart. He never shuts the fuck up.
person1: Jordan,shut the fuck up!

Jordan: Blah blah blah
by SHADOWBOI!!@## February 26, 2020
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Jordans

A n*gga's Favorite shoes.
"Bitch! Don't step on my Jordans!"
by john00 January 30, 2015
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Jordan

lies about his age
Jordan: I'm 16
Me: I'm 15
Jordan: jk I'm 15 I turn 16 this summer
by hvshbrown June 5, 2018
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Jordan

Hey, that dude seems pretty mean.
Oh yeah, He's a Jordan
by Squidward's Testicles May 4, 2018
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Jordan

Jordan is a charming athletic guy. That will end your life in football faster than your relationship. Jordan is smart, charming, and the best friend you could ask for. He is a savage that get girls on the daily. Although he has girls loving him he goes after the one he loves the most . So you can’t get excited over him.
Yo you see Jordan ? Yea he has the cutest girl after him.
by 2 times March 17, 2018
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