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a dicks inch

A dicks inch refers to a variable of different measurements. A dicks inch could mean 1 inch, 3 feet, or even a mile. You can change said measurement to your liking
“I’m a dicks inch away if beatin your ass
“On a map, Tulsa and OKC are only a dicks inch away”
by Lil Fence September 22, 2019
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inch

it means that you are small, you dont measure in feats?
dude, its only inches?!!!??!?!?
by ppgenerator February 6, 2023
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Two-Inch Rule

If a married woman fucks a man with a dick two or more inches larger than her husband's penis, the act does not count as cheating
Husband: "Hey babe what did you do today"

Wife: "Oh, your boss came over and fucked my brains out."

Husband: "WTF! We're getting a divorce!"

Wife: "No, it doesn't count , because his cock was 8 inches and yours is only 6."

Husband: "Oh, yeah your right, thats the Two-Inch Rule."
by btcterms March 29, 2023
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11 and a half inches

Emma’s day dong is 11 and a half inches.
by EmsyXx October 10, 2020
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One Inch Punch

The amazing action of someone with a one incher shoving their penis in a tight pussy very fast
My boyfriend gave me the best One Inch Punch Ever!!!
by NudeLadySexyBeast January 21, 2018
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3 inch

When a man says he’s 3 inches he’s actually huge
Damn that is not 3 inches
by Get bitches March 11, 2022
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funny inch

The caustic name used to refer peanut. People pretend to say fanny itch, but really say this. And then make fun of others for mishearing.
"You said funny inch, not fanny itch...dick." says peanut
by Peanut June 10, 2004
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