An unofficial measurement consisting of using human penises to measure an object's volume, accurately.
1 dspci = 5 inches of cock
1 dspci = 5 inches of cock
Since my pencil is about 1.2 dicks per cubic inch, I tried to shove it up in my dream anus and now it's stuck.
by da4ssfück3r July 9, 2021

She didn't look scared enough when I showed her my penis so I made sure to push in the invisible inch when I was getting her stink on my twink.
by LubedChode November 22, 2021

Jon: yo dude this fine chick hit me up last night
Other dude: yo man, don't get inched by this bitch
Other dude: yo man, don't get inched by this bitch
by newrecycle August 23, 2017

by Piperman_ September 12, 2021

"I'm Never Coming Home" - when you are in such a bad situation where you realize this may be your last day on earth.
by Quit47 July 12, 2020

Her: Your arms are killer! What is your exercise routine?
Me: Nine inch curls a couple times a week! (wink, wink)
Me: Nine inch curls a couple times a week! (wink, wink)
by Siouxsie Supertramp July 21, 2022

by qweerttyuiopasdfghhjklzxccvbnm March 31, 2023
