n. Theoretically, an awful thing. Quite literally though, a barrel, containing any number of assholes that have been previously smashed.
Oh no, holy shit! That girl who just came in the bar - she is uglier than a barrel full of smashed assholes!
by Justice April 23, 2005
by Light Joker June 24, 2005
You take a barrel and put peeled bananas into it. You then jizz all over it and put it aside. You take your partner and you preform anal with her while making monkey noises. Just when she is about to climax you throw her into the barrel of bananas and throw it down the stairs.
donkey kong pile driver donkey kong punch donkey punch donkey kong sex
donkey kong pile driver donkey kong punch donkey punch donkey kong sex
Jason : Man Gina was so kinky last night she asked me for a donkey kong barrel throw .. took me hours to clean that shit up
by DonkeyKONG_69 October 14, 2010
It's when a woman is sitting on the toilet and a man sits on her lap; while they are both pooping the woman gives him a Reach Around.
by Nasty Basterd July 27, 2011
1. Used to denote a foul visual appearance; Ugly. 2. to indicate a repugnant odor; often includes the word 'unwiped'. 3.a large quantity of drunken buffoons; may indicate anger and/or cockiness. 4. May indicate anger or cockiness for an individual where appropriate.
"Gene's dog was uglier than a barrel full of smashed assholes."
"When Sheila came home from the cattle auction, she smelled like a barrel full of unwiped smashed assholes."
"Murphy's pub had a barrel full of smashed assholes."
"I've had enough of your attitude, Smitty. You're as fun as a barrel full of smashed assholes."
"When Sheila came home from the cattle auction, she smelled like a barrel full of unwiped smashed assholes."
"Murphy's pub had a barrel full of smashed assholes."
"I've had enough of your attitude, Smitty. You're as fun as a barrel full of smashed assholes."
by Lauren P. July 20, 2005
“I’m just tryna find a Barrel Chested freedom fighter to settle down with.”
“relax you’ll find him we live near the navy base he won’t be to hard to find.”
“relax you’ll find him we live near the navy base he won’t be to hard to find.”
by dootNootToot January 04, 2018
by ccharmon October 19, 2007