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Text evasion

When someone who is too lazy to actually text or call you themselves, has another person text for them, usually with some pathetic excuse, like their phone has bad reception.
Your brother wants to break plans with your so he has his girlfriend text you , with a text evasion instead, "Kyle won't be able to make it today and wanted me to let you know, his phone isn't working very good."
by Loo Loo McGoo February 17, 2010
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text gap

the time you wait between a text message so you don't seem desperate
8:00am you receive a text from a girl you like, don't text her back untill 8:03am so you don't look like a loser - the 3 minute window would be the text gap
by bada bing bada boom October 18, 2011
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Text Jam

When you text multiple people who all end up texting back, making it hard to reply to messages as you keep getting interrupted by incoming texts.
I texted an invite to Josh, Lee, Brian, and a bunch of girls to this party, and when Josh asked me details I kept getting text jammed. It took me like twice as long to reply.
by EXHaysbert October 14, 2009
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text embargo

The term for refusing to text someone or reply to someone's texts.

Prohibit someone's texts; restraining from texting someone.
"Jon hasn't texted me all day. He won't reply to any I send."
"Oh, that's because he imposed a text embargo on you."
by Ch-LCD May 7, 2010
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Text Kaczynski

It's a combination of Ted Kaczynski the Unabomber and a text so lethal that it blows the mind of the person receiving it.
You cannot unsend these or repair any relationship. Not only will the person never speak to you again, but there is a chance you might be contacted by the authorities.
She blew up my phone with a Text Kaczynski. I knew that girl was crazy.
by LordViper June 17, 2021
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Jinx text

When two people get a text message simultaneously. The person who fails to say "Jinx text" first becomes Jinxed. This person can no longer speak until the Jinxer or one of the witnesses to the jinx says the name of the jinxed person.
(two text messages come in at the same time)

Steve: Jinx text!

Witnesses: OHHHHHH
by LukeyLuke December 22, 2012
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text mode

Andrew: wanna watch a movie?
Sam: not right now. Im in text mode.
Andrew: get off the phone!!!
by megan meshel November 14, 2007
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