Eh Bar Lay

Eh Bar Lay is a lovely kind hearted person, who cares for everyone. She is always there for you no mater what the situation is. She always lets you know when she needs to fart and will always say “Safety”. Everyone loves her and everyone wants to be her because she’s soooo awesome. Make sure you get a Eh Bar Lay.

“Eh Bar Lay is sooo cool I wish I was her”

by Kpwkcospsfkekaoclfk May 30, 2019

Lay someone out

An threatening expression mostly used around Texas, which basically means that you are going to give that "someone" a beating.

"Sometimes, you just need a little less gun to lay someone out"

by Your average Enclave soldier March 8, 2022

lay down a log

to take a large shit

yeah mate I'll be right back, just gotta lay down a log

by bobjonas December 29, 2015

go lay an egg

Go fuck yourself!!!

Dottie: Keith get your shit together!
Keith: Oh Dottie, go lay an egg!

by speith October 18, 2015

Lay on the floor with dogs

A reference made to positioning yourself around an unsavory character or seedy person will certainly lead you down a harmful and descructive path.

If my Daddy knew how much I hung out with ole' Ralph, he'd have certainly said, "Son, if you continue to lay on the floor with dogs, you're gonna get fleas and ticks!"

by PTL May 28, 2006

As I Lay Dying

Prior to this, a novel by William Faulkner chronically the Bundren family after the passing of Addie Bundren, as they try to bring her body back to her hometown and into the dirt she desired. The story is told piecemeal through short bits of alternating first-person narration. While it's no Sound and the Fury, its a bit more urban, since at some point they do arrive in a city...or town maybe.

Yo, Juanita got knocked up and tried for an abortion, but the clinic went all As I Lay Dying on her. (After Dewey-Dell's unfortunate experience)

Why's everybody keep tryin to tell this story? Wh' you foo's think this is, As I Lay Dying or somethin'?

I jus about ready-da pop a cap in someone's ass after that As-I-Lay-Dying road trip with my family.

by evilpigmutant May 13, 2005

to lay a floor pizza

To vomit, to throw up, so that your chili beans and paprika and beer form a nice, pizza-like shape on the floor in front of you.

Tony laid a few floor pizzas last night after he went to the club.

by Mennoowh November 30, 2004