The Hoots and the Hurts

Diarrhea and intestinal cramps.

He's got the hoots and the hurts.

by judge dredd7 December 02, 2012

murt hurt

very hungover

"Dude, last night was wild."

"Oh yeah, youre hurtin' like murtin'?"

"Yeah, I'm murt hurt."

by everybody laughs August 08, 2011

Flirt and hurt

when you start flirting with someone even though you’re already dating someone.

Guy 1:so how’s flirting with Veronica going?
Guy:2 I was flirting with her last night and ended up hurting my girlfriend cause she found out I was flirting with Veronica.
Flirt and hurt:flirting with someone while dating someone else and end up hurting them cause u were flirting with someone else

by SaltContaier August 12, 2019

National Don’t hurt your siblings day!

Every September 18th you can’t hurt your siblings

Hey it’s national don’t hurt your siblings day!
My brother can’t hurt me now!

by My_Sis_Is_Crazy September 18, 2021

My berginer hurts

Something Fernanda L would probably say cause her berginer hurts like hell

My berginer hurts grandson gimme some fish i needa shove that

by zayyumibelookingliekmonalisa May 19, 2018

butt hurt butter

Noun:
Joke full name for Phenylephrine ointment more commonly known as Preparation H.

Get Karen some butt hurt butter because her hemorrhoids flared up from the meme I just showed her.

by IHammerheadI400 December 12, 2024

hurtful lemonade

Lemonade or other carbonated drinks that are too fizzy and make one's eyes water.

This mainly happens to people who prefer water.

Person 1: I think that I have a bottle of Hurtful lemonade.

Personal 2: No, that's just fiberglass.

by DARK_VOID November 05, 2023