hump

for a person or animal to stick its penis into another person or animals vagina or asshole

he was so horny he had to hump something so he humped the nearest thing to him- his dog (who by the way is also a male). He grabbed the dog aggresively and tore down is pants and boxers at the same time, all the while pulling the dog closer and closer. Soon the positioned the dog over his erect penis and started humping. his penis went in and out, slowly at first then getting faster and faster, in out in out. the dog loved it and whined in pleasure. soon the dog wriggled out of his arms and the man smiled as the dog cirled behind him. He lay down on the couch and now it was the dog's turn. the dog lay on his back, pushing his penis into the man with pleasure and whining uncontrollably. When they were both done they lay happily together, side by side. "You truly are mans best friend" the guy said, smiling "and a heck of a good humper too." Then the dog and guy went at it in another round of humping.

by Sexylady990 June 6, 2007

camel hump

Referring to the large growth found on the front of middle aged women, also known as a front butt.

Ms. Akers-Jordan has a really big camel hump and looks bad in those black jeans.

by Stan McKay March 26, 2003

hump the deck

When you're compelled to say "jump the deck" but then hit the "h" key instead of the "j" key.

As Metal Shadow 666 would say.

Dude: HIT THE DECK!
Dude 2 goes to hump the deck
Dude: O_o
Dude 2: jump*

by Duuur November 10, 2008

Dry Hump

The action that occurs when a male inadvertently gets an erection in the presence of his other male friends. The man with the erection proceeds to pin down one of his friends, and repeatedly pelvic thrust his erection against the victim's crotch or face. This is done to humiliate and embarrass the victim.

Don: "Dude, I dry humped Ray in front of his friends last week."

by Tooawkward February 1, 2016

buffalo hump

When one is kicked, or kneed specifically in the butthole, then they are said to be experiencing how it would feel to be penetrated by a buffalo.

Chris was bending over to pick up the remote, so I gave him the buffalo humps and it floored him for like, 5 minutes!

by Joe Stover January 5, 2006

hump sex

1. When a lady and a fella do the dirty.
2. A name for making whoopie that my cousin came up with when we were 8.
3. Just another name for plain old fuckin.

Hot damn! I heard them doin the hump sex last night in that there bedroom, so watch out for the love stains.

by Darylton March 19, 2007

humpdy dumpdy

somewhat of a doggystyle position but whips and candy canes are involved

that bitch gives the best humpdy dumpdys around!

by bert goo March 20, 2003