Humper

A morbid obese man who is obsessed with humping random objects around his home. He spends most of his time in his bathroom humping the shower curtain. He also fantasizes about a hispanic girl named Vanessa watching him as he humps the objects. Oh what fun he has!

humpfatmanVanessahumper

by Melanie101 February 4, 2010

dry hump

The touching of a guy's hard cock agaisnt a girl's wet pussy in a fast humping motion while they have their clothes on.

In school, Sam was wearing a short short skirt and tank top and when Robby saw her they imedalty started to dry hump in the halls. They we so horney that she gave him a long blow job after he ate her out

by BeMyBitch69 December 1, 2010

Hump-hump jump

A highly complicated and potentially dangerous dance move that involves getting in push up position, performing two 'humps' and then pushing yourself up off the ground, only to land in the same position and repeat the cycle.

Move back, clear the floor! My boy's gonna do the hump-hump jump.

by Chrisyoghurt November 13, 2010

Mother Humper

The slightly comical, kiddie version of 'Mother Fucker' that can be used in a public setting (more or less) without the usual sidelong grimaces from nearby listeners who object to profaning parental relations .

I'd talk to Dad about borrowing the truck for homecoming night, but I'm more afraid of the mean Mother Humper crackin' me one in the mouth just for askin'!

by Wunkman April 6, 2010

sport-hump

To rub up against someone in a secksual way (see sport or hump).

Back in the day, we used to sport-hump the damsels out back 'o the barn after the county ball.

by hydroponics May 20, 2003

hump a ho

to jump a curb, just like flip a bitch is to make a u turn, you can have a very erotic conversation about driving if you were so inclined to.

ima was driving in the wrong direction so i told her to flip a bitch, but she didn't see the curb so she ended up humping a ho.

if you were running from the cops you could hump a ho to get away.

by philip.f October 7, 2007

humpdick

when a man's penis instantly starts humping at the sight of a woman's breast.

Jon got a humpdick last saturday when he walked passed Angie.

by Margret Stone January 1, 2009