Curtain Hump

When the shower curtain attaches itself to your leg during a shower

Damn, I got curtain humped the entire time I was in the shower this morning. I hate getting taken advantage of like that!

by SoapOnaRope January 17, 2010

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Hump day

When camels hump each other on hump day but it’s extremely uncomfortable because of the bumps on their back

Guy:yeah i humped my girl on but she’s got scoliosis so it was like hump day

by Coochie destroyer 500000 April 17, 2019

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hump hound

What a boss or supervisor calls a subordinate they have a crush on.

Tammy’s looking hot today, she’s such a hump hound!

by Joefromcali February 10, 2018

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House hump

A sexy style of dancing, characterized by hard grinding and provocative behavior whilst listening to house/techno music.

“I can’t wait to house hump at the next show” “Yeah that kind of dancing really gets the people going”

by JesserDee November 20, 2018

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Mind Hump

mind hump - v. achievable via internet, phone, text usuage. not quite as efficient as the mind fuck.

Ooo woman I am mind humpin you all over this cyber network... I know its less effective as a mind fuck but damn it's working

by brejames88 January 20, 2011

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When your boyfriend only humps you during sex and nothing else, aka no special positions that all girls(or boys) want. This will probably happen when you want sex but he doesn't. This usually means he is bored with your orgasms or sex moves. It could also imply he doesn't want to have sex with you for a long amount of time.

Tracy: "He doesn't put me in the position I like it anymore! I want to feel special, not a booty call!"
Mary: "OMG! What a hump daddy !!"

by FUCKMEINTHEFUCKINGPUSSYBITCH December 1, 2017

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