Canada's History 

The sexual act of: Finding a wild beaver, shaving said beaver, and rubbing maple syrup all over the beaver. Finding a moose, and placing the beaver inside the moose in the most violent manner possible. Sodomizing the moose. Killing the moose and roasting it over a bonfire made of dead maple trees. Eating the moose and beaver like a turducken, while Pamela Anderson breast feeds Stephen Colbert's Grammy. Then using the Stanley Cup as a pimp cup to sip purple drank. All the while using the word "Eh?" and blaming your sexual depravity on Canada as much as humanly possible. Once finished you must change your name to preserve your image as "wholesome."

Dude, Levi, this weekend was so crazy. I totally did a Canada's History.

Dude, please stop calling me and telling me about your weekend, Mrs. Palin. We're not friends.

Canada's History by Americafuckyeah!!! February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

Canada's History is a sexual act wherein two sexual partners defecate in a hockey trophy, particularly a Stanley Cup, top the contents with maple syrup, and proceed to pour the contents upon one another while performing anal sex.

Did you see that video of those two chicks doin Canada's History?!

Canada's History by Larsipan1112 February 4, 2010

Womens' history month 

AKA March. The month where people, mainly feminists, WHICH CAN ALSO BE MALES, support Womens' contribution to history and society. Women back then were not allowed to vote and didn't have as many rights as men, but now it is 2021 and look at society! Women can vote and we even have a BLACK FEMALE vice president. Some men but not all out there may be sexist and oppose this, but overall Women, or everyone need to have a contribution to history and society. Focusing on women, there have also been successful and significant women such as Rosa Parks. Women are awesome and need to be significant in society.

Girl feminist: Girl today is Womens' history month. I hope it is a good month for us

Male feminist: Yo girls it is Womens' history month. Good job for all your womens' hard work and contribution to history and society

Girl feminist: Thank you, you are a very sweet feminist!

Womens' history month by Avocado2004 March 9, 2021

Canadian history 

The historical Canadian sexual position is where the receiver is bobbing for "chocolate apples" in a public restroom while being fucked in the ass, using maple syrup as lube. The giver should be wearing an American flag and facing north.

Yesterday was just another Canadian history lesson in Thunder Bay

Canadian history by Artdickyoulate February 6, 2010

mens history month

the month for men to get what ever he wants.

in mens history month the man should get what he ask for such as if he wants brain bless that man

mens history month by thaadonnn March 3, 2022

Canada's History 

A sex ritual whereby a woman pleasures herself with the working end of a moose antler while her mate preps himself with maple syrup. When they finish, they each defecate into the Stanley Cup.

Liddie: "I think Steve and Kim are getting serious!"
Jane: "Really? You think he's going to pop the quesiton?"
Liddie: "Probably! I mean, they re-enacted Canada's History last night!"
Liddie: "No way! She's so lucky to have a guy like Steve."

Canada's History by ShirleyShellfish February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

1. Also known as two moose, one cup.

2. A sex act engaged in by one man, one woman, two moose and the Stanley cup. The man and woman give each other maple syrup enemas, then promptly begin to shit in the cup. The moose are also encouraged to shit in the cup while the man and woman rub the sticky shit-goo over each other's naked bodies and the moose antlers. The santorum-like substance is then licked off by all parties prior to the ensuing orgy.

NOTE: If the act includes two people of the same sex and two moose, it is known as Mexico's History.

She was well educated in Canada's History. She found the tamest, horniest moose at the zoo and showed me a great night - though I still have sticky shit in half of my crevices.

When Ricardo said she was a mooseknuckler, I thought he meant I could see her meaty twat through her jeans! It turns out she likes Canada's History - and now I do, too!

Canada's History by Jaz4Colbert February 5, 2010