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hamster cat

a hamster cat is a sexy little beast. they are all severely inbred and deformed and like to have a lot of sex. any holes a goal. pete is their leader.
"i saw a hamster cat the other day. such a sexy boy. we had a good time ;)"
by currysandwhichrabbit April 5, 2021
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Poke the hamster

When beginning to activate your cognitive abilities. As if the hamster wheel in your brain is starting to work.
I cant remember! I need to poke the hamster
by Nurrit May 11, 2021
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Hamstering

When a person with a penis positions themselves on the roof of a car, exposed from the waist down through the open sunroof so that the penis is hanging down through the sunroof and inside the car, and their partner inside the vehicle performs oral on the penis, all the while rubbing their hands together like a hamster would.

The name ‘hamstering’ comes from the resemblance to how a hamster drinks water through the metal spout of a bottle in its cage.
Beatrice: I had a totally hot date last night with Jarred, we hamstered for hours, just like they did in TITANIC! The car windows got really steamy, and I completely drained Jarred's balls.
Chloe: OMG Beatrice, I didn't know you were into Hamstering?! That is awesome! Call me next time, I'll hang out in the car with you!
by Lil' Brudder 88 July 23, 2025
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Hamstering

When I guy lay on top of a vehicle with a sun roof with his dick hanging down the opening and a person inside the car gives him oral sex
Did you see how Jane was hamstering Lucas last night in his new Benz
by Marcroix July 24, 2025
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Hamstering

To keep someone contained in a cramped container or area, usually for entertainment.
Alan : “Dude, that guys gonna get some hamstering.”
by archkyorTw1nk August 1, 2025
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hamster

A suggested renaming for a "wireless mouse," playing on the idea that it scurries around like a hamster, navigating through a digital landscape without a physical connection.
Ever since I got my new hamster, I can work from anywhere without worrying about tangled wires!
by Emotional Cruiser August 13, 2025
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hamster tank victim

GLLURG GLUURG PLEASE LET ME OUT MEEP MEEP FLUURURUGH FLURRUGH HELP MEEEP GLURHLE
a hamster tank victim was created when peanut mistook an aquarium as an enclosure for her new pet.
by sangre August 13, 2025
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