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Gypsy wank

Oh I love it at haven; can't beat a gypsy wank!
by Lanky cass July 15, 2017
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Gypsy law

A Mexican common saying meaning that If you drink on Monday you drink all week. In spanish in rhymes: Ley gitana- Si tomas en lunes... tomas toda la semana.

If you drink alcohol on Monday the gypsy law requires you to drink alcohol all week, otherwise a curse will fall upon you and no one wants a gypsy curse.
- Oh man, I'm so drunk right now
- Dude, it's Tuesday what the fuck?
- Yeah bro but I drank yesterday and you know what the gypsy law says... if you drink on monday you drink all week. Hold my beer bro *pukes on himself*

- Hey dude! Let's go grab a beer

- Dude, no, be careful. Today is Monday.
-So what bro?! Let's get shitfaced

- No dude, I don't mess around with the gypsy law. If you drink on Monday you have to drink all week or a gypsy curse will fuck you up and I don't want my kids to be born with bad luck.
by Artistic artuggo May 2, 2022
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russian gypsy

It is a different kind of gypsy that has its own language vedday means cousin
Prs1Are you a Russian gypsy. prs2yes bley
by Russian gypsy man November 30, 2020
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gypsied

1.Being hassled by sales person in an unsuspecting environment

2.Being forcibly sold on a service or product when your intentions was not to purchase
I went to the gas station to get some gas when some hussy gypsied me on some car washing products.

I hate when I am walking through the mall only to be gypsied by the random kiosks in the middle.
by Mama busa August 16, 2011
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Gypsy

A very loyal pet although he/she can winge at times. Gypsy is a lovely treasure and should be treated with respect just like the romani travellers
"Come on gypsy, time to go to the vet!!"
by OMG it's varli! July 2, 2019
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Gypsy

The kind of people undercover police officers always keep an eye on
You have been selling weed all day, you will become a gypsy soon
by No_Quarter_for_them March 6, 2020
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Slippery Gypsy

After taking a shit there is a build up of faeces right on the anus. When going to wipe not knowing this is build up is present the hand or finger/s slip in it spreading it around - a slippery gypsy.
I took a shit earlier and had a real slippery gypsy all around my balloon knot.
by DullFinish March 25, 2025
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