Glizzy gobbler hammy

A glizzy gobbler hammy is when you eat the the ear cheese from behind your ears to see in the dark

Wow! My glizzy gobbler hammy made me see all the bugs in my room night.

by M@thaB*|+( November 23, 2020

The Spicy Gobbler

When you get a female to eat a bunch of spicy food (ghost peppers, hot sauce, ...etc) before performing oral sex, to get that extra spicy stimulation.

Yeah last night I saw the fittest 10, but I was feeling a bit testy so I got her to give me The Spicy Gobbler.

by Daddygroove February 28, 2021

Slot Gobbler

A couple of lesbians who love oral.

I’ll bet they are a couple of slot gobblers who love beaver. Origin a writer named Ed F.

by July 30, 2023

Cream Ridge Chiquita gobbler

When a dog mercilessly licks mashed banana from between your nasty toes

Ya bruh I lost a game of cards… had to endure a Cream Ridge Chiquita gobbler. I cried

by mrs-bulldops July 09, 2023

Turkey Gobbler

To grab your scrotum and pull it between your legs to where the testicals dangle below the ass crack and you then show someone your ass and balls and chase them gobbling like a turkey

Tommy just gave susie a turkey gobbler. She got pissed and kicked him in his balls

by Beardman777 November 15, 2018

Goobler Gobbler

A goobler that eats a lot of gobbler
That's it.

Nothing else.

Mic drop.

Someone criticizes my look, then I say "Well, at least I don't look like a goobler gobbler."

by MyboiJ.C./Alejandro March 14, 2017

Sloppy Gobbler

When a rock climber's hand slips from a sloper (sloping handhold) causing a fall.

I nearly got that route but the sloppy gobbler got me on the krux.
I was just gobbled off by that sloper.

by Boulderman December 10, 2014