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Globetard

Based off the term "libtard"

A globetard is someone who lives in the fantasy that thinks the idea of globalism would work. A globetard spends his or her or whatever it identifies as (because it commonly identified as something that's not real) saying that the idea of a world government would work because everyone would work together to eliminate the evil bankers and elites, and everyone would prosper. Commonly points to the EU as an example, although ignoring the fact that the EU was built up by the elites. Also, they live on the notion that everyone loves everyone and with the press of a button, they will end racism and discrimination. Usually between the ages of 12-21. Usually college student who picked a terrible major, or a middle schooler/high schooler who thinks their idea can change the world. Or a high school teacher who just wants the benefits and a bigger paycheck.
Kid #1: Yo bro, a world government could totally save us! Like all the leaders of the world come together like the EU! We could crush the elites and end inequality! Bro we can do it!

Smart Kid: Why would the leaders of the world who already took huge loans of money from the elite to create wars and chaos across the world, come together for peace and harmony? Maybe we should just shrink the size of the government so it has less power, so the elites can't dominate it anymore.

Kid #1: Bro? Bro? That's racist you bigot! This is the future! Progress bro we're gonna unite and the world will be beautiful!

Smart Kid: You're honestly such a globetard. You live in a fantasy world where you think everything can work out with a huge and powerful government.

Kid #1: *doesn't have the mental capability to respond as they were utterly destroyed by facts
by OMGdude July 2, 2016
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Globalgirl

A very uncool person that travels the world.
"I'm so lame, I might aswel be a Globalgirl."G
by Jess Sam and Billie April 1, 2007
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Global Porning

The mass takeover of the world by porn, resulting in nobody leaving their computers or tvs due to being completely infatuated with porn.
I'm wacking off, my parents are in the other room masturbating, my grandparents are fapping in their tombs. We're experiencing global porning.
by Nordiqbeubs October 1, 2010
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globe

WHITE POWER! WHITE POWER! WHITE POWER! WHITE POWER! WHITE POWER! WHITE POWER! WHITE POWER! WHITE POWER! white power!
globe likes BBQ FTW kthx.
by Keamos March 8, 2005
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Global IT girl

Minatozaki Sana. Minatozaki Sana is the most gorgeous, beautiful, amazing, funny girl. She’s all in one. An ace perhaps. (SANA WORLD DOMINATION) Sana out visualizes everyone else
Person 1: Woah did you hear sana singing in twice’s new song?

Person 2: Sana? As in Minatozaki Sana? The global IT girl!! She’s so pretty, I wish I could kiss her.
Person 1: Right?!
by WorldwideJk September 29, 2021
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Globber

Someone who whilst they are pregnant, likes to lick the globby discharge from their panties.
Globber: "Oh once when I was pregnant, I had this clear globby discharge leaking out of my gash. So I decided to lick it!" Stunned Person: "Ewww! WTF YOU SICK BITCH? What did it taste like?" Globber: Like piss and baby shit"
by Globster January 27, 2009
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Global warming

It sounds good, and for that reason some people are going to try and make a lot of money off it.
As long as the insurance companies could come up with some convincing statistics and scientific sounding results to back their global warming claim, they had an excuse to make a lot more money by raising insurance rates. They would live even more like kings/queens than they already did off the extra money.
by Solid Mantis November 12, 2020
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