Danish Glaze

When you ejaculate in someone’s asshole, pull out. Your penis will be covered in your own ejaculate mixed with their fecal matter. Promptly turn your around and slap them in the face with your freshly glazed penis.

Dude, there’s no way she’s going to talk to me again. I gave her the ole Danish Glaze and left immediately. She was absolutely mortified.

by Yain’tRight December 27, 2024

glazing

to compliment someone overwhelmingly (even sometimes when they don't deserve that level of praise)

"oh my god your presentation was so good, literally the best in the class"
"stop glazing me, it wasn't even that good"

by backflippingchameleons May 19, 2024

Glazed

being so high that your eyes are glossed over and you stare into one direction for no reason

Yo, Chad is fucking glazed.

by wasteman420x November 20, 2018

glazed biscuit

When guys cum on a biscuit and the last one to cum has to eat it.

I'll challenge you to a glazed biscuit!

by this website is fucked up November 4, 2013

glazing

over hyping someone or something

yall glazing frank ocean

by abbyisawesomenotava July 9, 2025

glaze your knuckles

Glaze your knuckles Means when a guy masturbates , Jacks Off Rubs One Out

1) Glaze your knuckles is when a guy masturbates. 2)Scott- I love to glaze my knuckles. 3)Stop glazing your knuckles so much loser.

by Lala Loopsy 1995 December 19, 2017

Glazing

Unnecessary or over the top dick riding

Person 1: Offset just got takeoff tattooed on his back

Person 2: Aw hell nah that mf glazing!

by User1892092 April 15, 2023