fascial fur

Refers to da thick "carpet" of curly-frizzy sawdust-shavings that accumulates on your forehead, cheeks, and chin --- especially during "hot 'n' sticky" weather, or if you have a moderate stubble for drifting particles to stick to --- after cutting fascia-boards in the woodshop.

Tiffany always appreciates when I come over to do carpentry-work for her; she just wishes I would remember to wipe off the fascial fur from my face before trying to give her a kiss. She has since solved this "lack of realization in the heat of the moment" dilemma by simply always bringing along a nice cool dampened washcloth whenever she joins me at the table-saw, so that she can both clean off my powdery jowls AND soothe my heated brow at the same time.

by QuacksO November 22, 2018

Fur King

Saying it fast sounds like "Fucking".

Guy 1: Hi there, Fur king.
Guy 2: Who's fucking?

by LeilaSP March 16, 2019

furred

When your pets get fur on your shit

"My dog furred my fucking phone nigga"

by sicko mode January 16, 2019

Fur trapping

When a women becomes pregnant to keep a man from leaving her.

She is fur trapping him for child support.

by Der Ami July 6, 2018

Fur

Fuck you retard

(Walk up to someone)

“FUR”

“What?”

-and then just laugh 😏

by Zingzongzet February 5, 2019

Fur burger

A meme that is a burger we’re burb lives and a shronky that is a stripper who has sex with thots

Damnnnnnnmnnn fur burger

by OnionTurtle June 1, 2018

Anti fur mad

Suck it anti fur

Anti fur mad stay mad

by Chinasucksbutthe January 26, 2023