Fuck you and your uber driver

When you hate someone so much you also hate everyone who is connected to them, including (but not limited to) Their mom, dad, siblings, grandparents, great grandparents, ancestors, future descendants that haven’t been born yet, their local cashier, and their uber driver

Dumb coworker: Yap yap yap blah blah blah
Me: Fuck you and your uber driver

Fuck you and your uber driver by kashimofeetlicker November 3, 2025

Fuck you out

You fuck your girl so good you fucked her out

Im gonna fuck you out

Fuck you out by EJFatboy January 3, 2026

Fuck you where you breathe

Extremely aggressive “fuck you” variant implying suffocating-level hatred.

First heard by me in the “you’re not that guy pal” clip.

Used for maximum verbal destruction when regular insults won’t cut it.

“Keep talking and I’ll fuck you where you breathe, okay? Trust me pal.”

Fuck you where you breathe by BigKaleeee February 4, 2026

Fuck you land

A large acreage of untouched bushland bought to prevent developers building ugly shit and destroying the beautiful land with their capitalistic greed.

My friend bought a beautiful block of fuck you land down south.

Fuck you land by BlueMeanEyes February 12, 2026

fuck you money

refers to having enough financial security or wealth that you can walk away from situations that make you unhappy or uncomfortable—such as a stressful job, a toxic workplace, or unwanted obligations—without worrying about your immediate financial survival. It represents the freedom to say “no” and prioritize your well-being over financial necessity.

“After years of saving, Jake finally reached ‘fuck you money’ level—he quit his job mid-meeting, smiled politely, and went home to take a nap.”

fuck you money by freed'om March 24, 2026

fuck you portion

A ridiculously small amount of food left in a package; more than just crumbs, yet not enough to provide any satisfaction whatsoever if consumed.

This is generally perpetrated as a passive-aggressive act, vindictive pettiness, a subconscious micro-aggression, or by a housemate with obsessive food behaviors (weighing, counting, etc) whereas a typical person under normal circumstances would simply prepare a slightly larger portion for themselves and finish off the package, thereby leaving a conspicuous space for a replacement package.

Inhabitant 1: (Pours milk from a carton, receives a tablespoon of milk)
Inhabitant 1: "Thanks for leaving me that fuck you portion of milk, babe! I just realized I didn't even want milk, I just wanted an idea of milk!"

fuck you portion by bad back June 9, 2026

Fuck you factory

A job or workplace that has less than ideal conditions and pay.

I just finished another shift at the fuck you factory.

Fuck you factory by Therealcheezuscrust June 20, 2026