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Fuck you and your uber driver

When you hate someone so much you also hate everyone who is connected to them, including (but not limited to) Their mom, dad, siblings, grandparents, great grandparents, ancestors, future descendants that haven’t been born yet, their local cashier, and their uber driver
Dumb coworker: Yap yap yap blah blah blah
Me: Fuck you and your uber driver
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Fuck you out

You fuck your girl so good you fucked her out
Fuck you out by EJFatboy January 3, 2026

Fuck you where you breathe

Extremely aggressive “fuck you” variant implying suffocating-level hatred.

First heard by me in the “you’re not that guy pal” clip.

Used for maximum verbal destruction when regular insults won’t cut it.
“Keep talking and I’ll fuck you where you breathe, okay? Trust me pal.”

Fuck you land

A large acreage of untouched bushland bought to prevent developers building ugly shit and destroying the beautiful land with their capitalistic greed.
My friend bought a beautiful block of fuck you land down south.
Fuck you land by BlueMeanEyes February 12, 2026

fuck you money

refers to having enough financial security or wealth that you can walk away from situations that make you unhappy or uncomfortable—such as a stressful job, a toxic workplace, or unwanted obligations—without worrying about your immediate financial survival. It represents the freedom to say “no” and prioritize your well-being over financial necessity.
“After years of saving, Jake finally reached ‘fuck you money’ level—he quit his job mid-meeting, smiled politely, and went home to take a nap.”
fuck you money by freed'om March 24, 2026

Viva la pluto fuck you 

A phrase used after the declassification of pluto from planet to dwarf planet. A person who uses this phrase strongly believes that pluto should be and is a full planet. Commonly used in the same sentence as the phrase 'ohana means family, family means nobody gets left behind' the 'nobody' mainly reffering to pluto
A - "Pluto is not a planet, i can prove it eith my many scientific stud-"
B- "VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU"

you dumb fucking bitch im gonna fuck you 

the queen maddy said that
rue : how long have you been fucking nate jacobs?

cassie : crying bc she’s actually not crazier than maddy

maddy : you dumb fucking bitch im gonna fuck you
cassie: *run upstairs*