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Fridge Shuffle

The phenomenon that occurs when someone in isolation (either voluntary or mandatory) doesn't have enough food in the fridge to generate a meal. It's in this case when the last and only resort is to use whatever you may find in the fridge to prepare one poor, generally-themed meal for the day. This may also happen in a hangover or being very stoned.
Bro I was so stoned I could barely manage to make a fridge shuffle. It was pretty good tho...
by neojacker April 5, 2020
mugGet the Fridge Shufflemug.

fridge fucked

When you wake up thirsty as hell and go to the fridge only to find it full of NATTY ICE.
Adam: "I got fridge fucked this morning!"

Luke: "Have a Heineken"
by ltm2ww April 28, 2008
mugGet the fridge fuckedmug.

Office Fridge

HELL . Filled with the old, nasty, uneaten food of your co works . One must sacrifice their soul annually in an act casually referred to as 'cleaning' the office fridge where it sucks your soul using Karen's very rotten fish sandwich .
Kevin attempted suicide when he heard that he would be cleaning the office fridge this year.
by Whatever Sells Papers February 25, 2018
mugGet the Office Fridgemug.

fridge finder

when you continually look in the fridge for something good to eat but nothing really changes and you stand there looking around but you close it anyways and perhaps come back after to look again.
man im such a fridge finder last night for dinner but i didnt see anything good so i had to order pizza instead
by monkeyrainbowsareprettykiller September 24, 2010
mugGet the fridge findermug.

Fridge

the portal to a new world, inside the fridge lerks beings seemingly of another world such as: beasts of the condiment tribe and the carb clan

only a human person with brave of heart can consume such forms of matter and some say at 3am a strange form of Human known as the gamer, finds the shredded cheese and red bull and consumes it Infront of all of the other colonies of food to set an example
it's a fridge
by SockDrawerOfSouls July 30, 2025
mugGet the Fridgemug.

Fridging

the act of looking longingly into a fridge hoping a food substance will inspire you but without reward.
Jesus, Derrick! Stop fridging. Shut the bloody door. You keep staring into the fridge like different food is going to magically appear. News flash. It won’t.
by OnlyVic&Paul April 11, 2022
mugGet the Fridgingmug.

Fridge goblin

Yep, definitely a fridge goblin—a mysterious, snack-stealing, half-eaten-food-leaving creature that lurks in the shadows of your kitchen. It thrives on confusion and mild inconvenience, making sure your favorite treats are either mysteriously missing or returned in the most cursed way possible.

Step one: Set a trap.
Step two: Confront the goblin (or guilty roommate/sibling).
Step three: Demand justice.

Or just start writing your name on everything in the freezer like a survival tactic.
The fridge goblin ate half of my Creamsicle and put it back into the box with no rapper.
by I'm 100% your mom March 12, 2025
mugGet the Fridge goblinmug.

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