Fred

A bleep test involves running back and forth along a 15 or 20 meter track in time to a series of beeps. The beeps during the course of the test get progressively faster as the levels increase.

It's morbin' time

Fred was a morbillionaire

by Not The Miserable Toad June 1, 2022

Fred

Ball skin, but not the testicles. A scrotum. Commonly utilized in the gay community.

This freak wanted me to work out before we hooked up because she said she liked to lick a stanky Fred.

by Maximum Fred-Viction June 5, 2022

Fred Flintstone

A huge monster schlong thats a super chode, but is insanely callousey because thats what Fred Flintstone sues to stop his car.

He definitely has a Fred Flintstone.

by IBILISTAKID December 10, 2021

Fred

Slang in South Australia for a helix piercing (the top of the ear where the cartilage is). Peaked in the late 90s and is mostly unknown today, but every so often you'll overhear a mention of it.

Tobias: My ear canes, I got a Fred done at Marion earlier.
Levi: A what now?
Tobias: Never fucking mind.

by xiaoyun the lizard queen December 13, 2021

Fred

Small guy. In love with Kelvin! Bad at sports and dresses like a girl ! He’s en couple with Max. He’s gay;).

So feminine dude!
Like Fred !

by thebigfatsanta.com December 23, 2021

Fred Meyers

Going to go smoke weed.

Man 1: YO brah do you wanna go to Fred Meyers violently??
Man 2: YES! I love going to Fred Meyers on a Tuesday!

by martinaisobsessedwithfurryporn March 10, 2022

(Julduz') Fred

A Julduz' Fred is a very rare species only found in the depth of the H-ADHD (Horny Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder). These types of Freds are often very hungry and crave nourishing foods. They are not good with money which is the reason why they live in a box outside of Börjes.

- Dude, I met this girl on Omegle. She told me she's hungry and horny. Can you imagine?
- Duuude, she's such a Fred. Did you get her number??
- Nah, she's a (Julduz') Fred. Already taken... smh. I'll just jump on the next one.

by DomGnom March 24, 2022