1.) A team consisting of extremely hot asian girls, who are generally aged from twenties to late thirties. Team members must be physicaly in good shape as no overweight girls are allowed on Team Stewie. Members of Team Stewies' are typically hit on frequently by males who are looking for a trophy wife.
2.) A hot asian girl that you want to sleep with.
2.) A hot asian girl that you want to sleep with.
Guy 1: Wow! Did you see that girl across the street?
Guy 2: Yeah, She was totally a Team Stewie.
Guy 3: Totally!
Guy 2: Yeah, She was totally a Team Stewie.
Guy 3: Totally!
by MusicMobster January 26, 2011

The worst support team ever in the world. They have been brainwashed by Susan Wojcicki, and are people who demonetize and make nonsense against YouTubers.
Person #1: Who is oppressing our freedom on YouTube?
Person #2: YouTube Team and Susan Wojcicki.
Person #1: Why?
Person #2: Because they are people who demonetize and make nonsense against YouTubers.
Person #2: YouTube Team and Susan Wojcicki.
Person #1: Why?
Person #2: Because they are people who demonetize and make nonsense against YouTubers.
by TailzYT March 4, 2020

That one teammate that seems to have a positive attitude at all times not matter how bad you’re playing. Always supportive and never shuts up on the field.
by theman9000 August 17, 2018

A team, characterized by a flashy offense, high profile coach, and at least one star, that receives an excess of media attention, specifically on ESPN. This team, due to its insane amount of coverage, is highly conducive to bandwagon fans.
Bro 1- Have you realized that the new Lane Kiffen USC Trojans don't have anymore fans?
Bro 2- Yeah, that's because without Matt Leinhart, Reggie Bush, and Pete Carrol they aren't an ESPN Team.
Bro 2- Yeah, that's because without Matt Leinhart, Reggie Bush, and Pete Carrol they aren't an ESPN Team.
by ktooland October 31, 2010

by ownageeeeee333 October 16, 2011

A hoe that is for the team, she may flip from team member to team member and fuck with several team members at once, she gets thrown through the squad like Joe Montana. Never cuff a team hoe
Person 1: Yo' bro remember lil shawty i was fucking with the other week?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: Yeah I had to quarterback pass her to one my boys she ended up being a team hoe.
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: Yeah I had to quarterback pass her to one my boys she ended up being a team hoe.
by Ken STZY July 4, 2017

"I gotta lay a shit"
"Me too lets take a team dump"
"My principle and I took a team dump today. It was so awkward.
"Me too lets take a team dump"
"My principle and I took a team dump today. It was so awkward.
by Hugh G. Rection is a boss October 31, 2010
