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b flat

i was looking up her skirt and i got a b flat
by xtimmiex June 24, 2007
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flat-footed

Flat-footed: Slow, behind the times, stupid, dull, dumb. Not fast enough to "catch up".
Jim was caught flat-footed in his response to the question regarding the latest techno gizmo's.
by Douglas Schmidt June 17, 2008
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Flat Stanley

1) A Boner
2) A children's Book from the '60's from which the term got it's name.
*Note that the term can be used two ways, to refer to a boner, or to address one.
1) I was sitting in math and got a major flat stanley.
2) Hi flat stanley, do you wanna come out and play?
by CJ McMastaKewlio February 10, 2009
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flat front

-noun
1. any living being that does not share the genital structure of a male being, thus not sharing the same mental capacity or ability to empathize or care.
2. someone with a vagina.
3. a woman, female, or girl.
4. typically used when pointing out the general female population or a specific member of the female population in a derogatory sense.
5. the crotchal region of a female. "Your flat front is well groomed."
"She has no concept of reality because she is a flat front." "Flat fronts are good at lying, deceiving and using their powers to manipulate."
by D. Miller September 5, 2007
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down like four flat tires on a dump truck

Mike says: Hey are you down to go to the movie tonight.

Rashad says: I'm down like four flat tires on a dump truck.
by Larry Scott January 3, 2008
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flat earth

The theory that the earth is flat. Any one who says this is either stupid or drunk. We all know the earth is shaped like an Asian girl with big tits.
Wow! The flat earth society has members from all around the globe!
by High_AF October 18, 2018
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Whatever floats your root beer

"I don't get it, but hey--whatever works for you."

Used to denote ambivalence toward another's choice of action/food/hobby/sexual partner.

See Whatever humps your camel, whatever floats your boat.

From the delicious invention of the root beer float, a scoop of ice cream placed into a frosty mug of Sprecher's best.
Two kids sit down in the cafeteria.

Ryan: Sweet! My mom packed me a peanutbutter & tunafish sandwhich for lunch!
Josh: *enjoying his pizza Lunchable* Whatever floats your root beer, dude.
by Lady Chevalier July 10, 2005
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