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courtesy fart

When someone accidentally farts and is embarrased, you should, if you have one ready, let one fly as well. This is a courtesy fart.
This is an opportune time for you to release since then the two fart smells will interfere and no one will discover how unbelievibly nasty your ass is.
Boris farted as he bent over to pick up his shuttlecock at the badminton tournament. Shung Fe felt so bad for him that he offered up a courtesy fart. Unfortunately Shung Fe's rice and eggnoodle fart could not completely mask the liverwurst and vodka fart from Boris, and everyone had to leave the court for 15 minutes.
by RFenyman May 1, 2006
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Morning Fart

That one, special, loud, extra potent burst of flatulence that you expunge within the first hour or so of waking up. This kind of fart is usallly quite loud, may have a 'wet' sound to it, and is found to be quite scary for those who may overhear it, or smell it.
It ain't morning till I've let that morning fart loose!
by goldtoofblingbling November 6, 2004
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Pussy fart

When air get trapped in that tight pussy and wants to come out
Damn did you hear that pussy fart
by Terry motherfuckin lefevre February 22, 2017
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Shotgun Fart

A loud fart that blows shit pellets everywhere.
I had to change my pants after letting out a shotgun fart.
by gunslingingbird December 2, 2009
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jungle fart

to lay a nasty fart while showering or outside in huge humidity. results in a giant, disgusting cloud that gets moist and wont go away. second-hand is much worse than first-hand. first-hand even enjoyable to some.
dude 1: yo, what was that noise? sounded like a fog horn
dude 2: oh you know, that was just the D-man passing some big-time gas in the shower. looks like he'll be enjoying a jungle fart.
dude 1: yeah, a bad one, he had mexican food last night!
by dquecia October 14, 2011
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Fart barking

When the poo pressure inside your anus comes flying out so hard that it hurts your sphincter and produces a sound like a dog barking.
Quit fart barking so close to my head!

I'm gonna have to go sit on the toilet and fart bark.

I just fart Barked so hard, I need to blot.
by Doctor Ramshackle February 27, 2011
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outside-in fart

Hey, Joe is a fag. He farts outside-in. An outside-in fart pleases him.
by Booty_hunter February 4, 2020
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