faggot

someone with a stick up their ass, e.g. bigots, your childhood bully, terrorists, al sharpton, glenn beck, who must be incessantly trolled.

Guy 1: fuck you gaylord
"gaylord": better a dick than a stick, faggot

by swaggots July 3, 2011

fuckass faggot

(n.) A homosexual caught in the act or with shit stains down his penis.

Patient: I think I have ball cancer

Doctor: let me take a look


Doctor: You don't have cancer, but the poop implies you are one hell of a fuckass faggot.

by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

faggot poop

When a homosexual male gives birth (by taking a dump) after being rectally impregnated by his boyfriend. This is a joyous moment in a faggot’s life.

Who says that gays can never have children? They can with some sex and a faggot poop.

by You See Me in Club, Bottle Full Bub March 31, 2008

faggot hunter

Person who makes it a point to "hunt-and-kill" homosexual people...usually non-lethal but there are extremists who kill and paint them pink :p

Readyaimfire is a faggot hunter

by lolzorsniping September 24, 2009

homophobic faggot

someone who claims to be homophobic but secretly is gay or not yet aware of their homosexuality

Person 1:you are such a homophobic faggot
Person 2:SHUT UP IM NOT GAY!

by xthesmallonex August 20, 2006

faggorectumy

A recently new surgical procedure popularized by the spreading AIDS epidemic whereby the urethra is redirected into the anal canal while the opening in the head of the penis is surgically closed. This procedure allows the recipient to practice both hetero and homosexual safe sex without the burden of using a condom. All bodily functions of urination, defecation and ejaculation are passed through the anus with the added benefit of prelubrification of the anal cavity in preparation of anal sex. This prelubrification is accomplished by simple masturbation. Upon successful masturbation, the anal cavity is filled with a soothing seminal secretion which aids in easy penetration for the sexual partner or object. This procedure is covered by most health plans available in the greater San Francisco Bay Area and is encouraged by most city and county officials.

Even though Andrew is HIV positive, he can no longer spread the virus thanks to this new and wonderful faggorectumy procedure.

by snow pimp May 24, 2009

faggola

A male homosexual; another term used in replacement of 'faggot.'

Look at the way our choir director walks. He's such a faggola.

by CIPianoMan November 7, 2005