Live In Excess

Miraculously the single greatest phrase ever created, created by the single greatest man ever created (no not by god; created by a little miracle some people call s*x or int*rcourse) to sum up the indubious eventual aim of the beautifully beautifying human condition -

to "LIVE IN EXCESS"

"Uhhh I'm not sure if I'm gonna go to the party man"
"What is up with you dude? Have you forgotten to LIVE IN EXCESS?"
"Of course. I'm sorry bro, I lost myself for a second there. I gotta follow the teachings of the legendary AVW"

by Live in Excess September 25, 2022

The Lesbian Exception

If an out of the closet lesbian has had no success in dating for 5 years or more, they may marry their trans masc best friend.

"Hey did you hear Linda's getting married?"
"I thought she didn't have a girlfriend!"
"She didn't, she called upon The Lesbian Exception!"

by A Bit Sapphic July 10, 2023

So much in that excellent formula

When someone posts a formula you do not understand but want to sound smart.

Dude on Twitter: The Pythagorean Theorem states that a^2 + b^2 = c^2, where a is one side of the right triangle, "^" denotes an exponent, equal to two, "+" denotes a sum which happens between two or more terms in an equation, b is the other side of a triangle, which per definition has three sides, "=" denotes equality, and c denotes the hypotenuse, i.e., the side of the triangle whose length is the largest of the three, squared.

Smart guy: So much in that excellent formula

by Florean July 18, 2024

WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YOUR WELCOME

FOR THE TIDES THE SUN AND THE SKY

Person 1: Bro she actually broke up with me your right
Person 2: WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YOUR WELCOME
Person 1: Are you retarded
Person 2: FOR THE TIDES THE SUN AND THE SKY

by Crispy2cookies February 1, 2024

Law of Exception

According to Oleevie's Law of Exception, every proposition exhibits an inherent exception, whereby paradoxically, the proposition may itself manifest as an exception under specific conditions.
It simply means that every rule or statement has an exception, and interestingly, sometimes the rule itself can be an exception in certain situations.simply means that every rule or statement has an exception, and interestingly, sometimes the rule itself can be an exception in certain situations.

Consider the statement "Birds can fly." Applying Law of Exception, a penguin becomes the exception to this rule, as it's a bird that cannot fly. Here, the initial statement about birds flying becomes its own exception when applied to penguins.

by anonymous February 4, 2024

Marty's Man Catcher Excess

Excess from Marty's Man Catcher, usually shaped into various balloon animals. Sold in the pawn shop in Junktopia.

Max: "Marty's Man Catcher Excess"
Max: *complete silence while presentation plays*

by firefox098089 November 13, 2023

Undefined behaviour exception

Eine Undefined Behaviour Exception ist eine Exception, die bei Undefined Behaviour geworfen wird. Geschichtlich stammt die Undefined Behaviour Exception aus der Programmiersprache Sonix, die bei Stenya von einem sehr kompetenten Entwicklerteam geskidded wird. Manche Verschwörungsideologen behaupten, dass diese Art von Exception keinen Sinn macht.

Hast du schon etwas in der neuen Sprache geschrieben, die bei Stenya entwickelt wird? Ja, aber irgendwie bekomme ich eine Undefined Behaviour Exception. Oh neyyn, oh neyyyn, das kann doch gar nicht seyyyn. Süüü

by zmxrlxn November 19, 2023