Ethan

He is annoying. Nobody likes him. He has a microscopic peen. He is a clout chaser, man hoe. He is so annoying an nobody likes him.

Danggg. Ethan is so damn annoying

by Ethan Suxxxx May 16, 2019

Ethan

A ugly boy who wants attention

Hey did you see that kid ethan
yea he wants a attention.

by Tenzinbaby May 22, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is a cocky son of a bitch. He is the kind of person to call you by the wrong name and he will talk about you behind your back in front of your face. He uses humor as a defense mechanism to hide his insecurities triggered by being the least favored child. He tries to drown his personal sorrows in sports, but is further sunken by his lack physical skill and his inability to perform *wink-wink*. His “friends” laugh at him rather than with him, but his ignorance of human interaction prevents him recognizing this. You could say his girlfriend is using him for money and transportation, but he doesn’t have one. In pictures he looks like a sock puppet caught on the wrong end of a mugging, and in person he looks worse. He tries to his face with a hat, worn so many times that there is sweat stain on it— and on his soul. He thinks he’s smart, which shows how dumb he is. He laughs loud to make people think he’s happy, but he’s not—he struggles internally, fighting for a ray of happiness. Ethan, if you’re reading this, necesitas ayuda.

“You know that dumbass from Spanish class?”
“Oh, you mean Ethan?”

by Elog June 5, 2019

Ethan

a little sloth that seems to like peen

your such an ethan

by bigJill June 15, 2019

Ethan

Not drunk pissed just pissed put the 1 pound donations in the chat show this to FRED SOWDEN and he will hit u with his nab. Gothic coon catholic’s basher mums a hore

Ethan isn’t drunk pissed just pissed

by Codey twin chinks for life June 15, 2019

Ethan

A gay person who wants to say the cringiest comebacks worse than the grade 7 who thinks their cool. The only good thing when Ethan is around is you know you are smarter for once.

Guy: Ethan why are you gay?
Ethan: I'm straighter than the pole you mom dances on.

by SlimmyTimmy. March 20, 2019

Ethan

Normally a sexy god. This name is normally held by “thot” slayers with more then atleast a 100 foot penis. The holder of this great name is most likely able to move girls lungs around with his penis. He is normally abusive twards women and exotic animal.

Girl: OWWWW STOP IT HURTS SO BAD
Ethan: SHUTUP ~hits girl with aluminum baseball bat~

by Ajakalal March 25, 2019