Ethan

The gayest friend I have

Me: Hey Twis, I just smacked Ethan on the ass and he moaned!

Twis: That's just Ethan for you

by Hawkboy45 December 17, 2019

Ethan

The most adorable person in the world <3

Oh he's such an Ethan

by LunaMoon777 December 26, 2019

Ethan

A gay person who wants to say the cringiest comebacks worse than the grade 7 who thinks their cool. The only good thing when Ethan is around is you know you are smarter for once.

Guy: Ethan why are you gay?
Ethan: I'm straighter than the pole you mom dances on.

by SlimmyTimmy. March 20, 2019

Ethan

Normally a sexy god. This name is normally held by “thot” slayers with more then atleast a 100 foot penis. The holder of this great name is most likely able to move girls lungs around with his penis. He is normally abusive twards women and exotic animal.

Girl: OWWWW STOP IT HURTS SO BAD
Ethan: SHUTUP ~hits girl with aluminum baseball bat~

by Ajakalal March 25, 2019

Ethan

The sexiest, fastest, and best guy to be around. He's well built with a good moral and the best guy to cuddle and to have sex with.

Ethan...ohhh that hottie yeah he's the sexiest man to live on the Earth.

by Dash.J April 10, 2019

Ethan

He has this beautiful, curly
brown hair, gorgeous brown eyes, and soft brown skin. Once you first hug him, and hold his hand, you’ll dream of doing it again. Love you Ethan😘

Justin: Yo, is that girl saying Ethan?
Melissa: That girl so so lucky!

by ???unknown???? April 12, 2019

Ethan

The mustiest nigga that you will ever meet in your life, his musty presence just makes you feel dirty and is unsettling.

I need to take a shower, I was hanging out with Ethan earlier.

by nigga_lettuce231 April 13, 2019