Douchebag Wannabe 

A person that isn't hot enough or cool enough to be a douchebag, but still tries. The only girls they can get are the Popular girl wannabes. And they'll try to be friends with real douchebags, but end up getting made fun of behind their backs.

Wannabe Douchebag: Hey guys! Had a date with a hot girl last night, if you know what I mean. -wink-

Douchebag #1: Uh cool.

Wannabe Douchebag: Nice hanging with you guys, but I gotta go pick up some chicks. -walks away-

Douchebag #2: Why does he talk to us again?

Douchebag #1: -shrugs- He's such a douchebag wannabe.

Douchebag Wannabe by ChelseySmileeFace November 21, 2009

douchebag nap 

Or dbn for short, is an extended period of slumber, beginning in the early evening , typically on a friday after a long week of work, and lasting far longer than necessary or purposeful, usually 3 or more hours. Subject awakens from said nap and feels like a douche because he is too groggy to go out and meet his friends but too awake to get the full nights sleep he desired. Not to be confused with the disco nap or power naps which actually serve legitimate social purposes.

Phil woke up from his 3 hour douchebag nap at 10:45pm on a beautiful summer weekend night, felt more tired then he did when he began it, and ended up watching trashy reality tv in a zombie like daze for the next 5 hours

douchebag nap by steve of buffalo July 1, 2011

douchebag stamp

upper back tattoo, preferably of a "tribal" design, that helps to show what a douchbag someone is.

thats kid has his douchebag stamp as his face book profile pic

douchebag stamp by troawesome March 2, 2009

douchebag shifting 

denotes shifting gears of vehicle, especially motorcycle, at high RPM for no apparent reason

That ricer obviously does not care about his gas mileage or the decency of the neighborhood, he's douchebag shifting.

douchebag shifting by yzfpt April 28, 2010

douchebag 9000 

a person that is beyond a douchbag

Jennie is trying to be wicked funny but she isn't. Shes a douchebag 9000

douchebag 9000 by Matt O'Connor September 5, 2008

douchebag-accordion 

bagpipes

my scottish neighbor insists on playing the douchebag-accordion at 6 am

douchebag-accordion by mitchbeard February 6, 2010

Douchebag Code of Conduct 

A douchebag must wear or have 3 of the following:

1. Excessively combed hair
2. Sagging Pants
3. One of those combinations of baseball caps and winter hats
4. Unnatural jean colors (e.g red jeans)
5. Skinny jeans
6. Unnecessary skateboard shoes
7. Converses
8. Harry Potter style glasses
9. Backwards hat
10. A t shirt with a loose jacket
11. Or wear a loose-fitting cap

And must do two of the following.....

1. Play Lacrosse
2. Skateboard or Snowboard
3. Wear no shirt half of the time
4. Use hip hop speech (e.g. "yo")
5. Have one girlfriend per week
6. Walk like they have shit in their pants
7. Smoke marijuana
8. Have over 500 facebook friends
9. Wear an earing
10. Call everyone their "son"

Person A: Yo, you not sagging, you're violating the Douchebag Code of Conduct

Person B: Word Son, I'll fix that

Douchebag Code of Conduct by thoughtfultaco November 29, 2010