dookie weave

shit mixed with weave in a unpleasant manner

i took a huge dookie weave in a toilet

by jcooper0101010 April 26, 2011

doobie blazer

A doobie blazer is a guy (always a guy) who smokes weed ERRYDAY. When not blazed, they spend all efforts trying to get blazed or get the three requirements of smoking weed: money, weed and somewhere to get high as a Mur' Fucker. Often found out in some cars passin' joints and hittin' bongs and lungs like Pippa Middleton. Somethimes you may call these guys stoners, but we have another name - Kottonmouth soldiers.

Guy 1:"Where's everyone the night then?"
Guy 2:"Uh, I think the doobie blazer's are at McMillans gettin' blazed."
Guy 1:"Surprise, surprise."

by smokeweed420minted May 26, 2011

Dookie Piss

Noun: When ones defecation has the same consistancy of that of urine.

Employee F: Ugh!!! I have terrible diarrhea. My butt has been running like a faucet all day!

Employee C: Yo man, you got the Dookie Piss.

by Too Far 2 REACH July 5, 2011

Doogle it out

To settle a score, or "duke it out" with the use of google/internet.

I think that buffalo are extinct, and are not the same as bison!!!

Sir! I respectfully disagree. Jeeves! Fetch my laptop post haste!!! We shall have to Doogle it out!!!

by Buffalo Balls July 23, 2011

Dookie Spoon

The utensil used to remove fecal matter from the rectum of someone severely constipated.

Because no one in the trailer park had ever heard of an enema, Lloyd was forced to use the dookie spoon on his 500lb mother when it became clear there was no way a turd that large was going to pass through her rectum unaided.

by alie oop May 21, 2012

Doobier

A Doobier is a trained and knowledgeable doobie professional. One who specializes in all aspects of doobie service as well as munchie pairings. The role is much more specialized and informed than that of a toker. It is pronounced doob e ay like the wine profession who is a sommelier.

Brian is the Doobier for Mendocino County.

by BB Stinger February 1, 2014

Doobie Toobie

A jar used to discreetly hide marajuana and to eliminate the scent. Commonly used by teens so they do not get caught by their parents.

Tim's parents smelt the weed in his pocket, he needs a doobie toobie.

by Mossworth Randäll November 29, 2016