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DM ditch

When your Dungeon Master just doesn't show up to a d&d session as some kind of sick practical joke
Druk the exploiter (kevin):"It's been 40 minutes, he's not showing up"
Harry Twig (harry):"He must have DM ditched us"
Unnamed minimal effort elf warrior (Susan): "I can't belive he did that"
*everyone cries for an hour straight*
by ApeDragon92 January 28, 2024
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freshman ditch day

don’t go to school it’s freshman ditch day🤪
one day to actually ditch freshman year and go get snack with friends hang out OUTSIDE of school
“why didn’t u come to school?” because today is freshman ditch day i ditched 😆
by schooldays May 16, 2023
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Ditch Pig

A racist white pig shanked in prison for the murder of an innocent black man.
Derek Chauvin’s a dead ditch pig. Bet.
by Saretti November 26, 2023
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Baby-Ditching

MC will be baby-ditching school tomorrow.
by DixieLola October 31, 2019
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carriage stuck in a ditch

when a slow arc in a story drags on fro way too long
this story took a real carriage stuck in a ditch turn
by baby faced rat stomper November 16, 2021
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Ditch Dick

Ain't nothing but mud rickets and ditch dick out here in Mudfest.
by TSmartGuy November 18, 2021
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Ditch

- to not join friends or abandoning someone
He has decided to ditch his friends to sleep like a bitch
by Ryan garcia October 11, 2021
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