Obsessing with masturbation
Matt: Dude you have a Obsessive Masturbation Disorder
Braeden: I have been trying to get help, but it is not working to well
Braeden: I have been trying to get help, but it is not working to well
by badentransportation August 23, 2011
Get the Obsessive Masturbation Disordermug. when a person talks to, and frequently answers themselves, possibly acting as if they are having a conversation with multiple people... with themselves
(to yourself)
person 1-hi
person 2-fuck off
person 3-thats not nice
person2-i dont care
3 u should
1 stop talking to him hes mean
4 HI
5 what are you, retarded
3 thats my best friend dumbass
2 i still want you fuck off
9 hey guys, watsup
1,2,3,4,and 5 ....
multiple personality disorder
person 1-hi
person 2-fuck off
person 3-thats not nice
person2-i dont care
3 u should
1 stop talking to him hes mean
4 HI
5 what are you, retarded
3 thats my best friend dumbass
2 i still want you fuck off
9 hey guys, watsup
1,2,3,4,and 5 ....
multiple personality disorder
by BOOM TITTIES October 3, 2011
Get the multiple personality disordermug. A term that mocks the mental disorder borderline perosonality disorder. This disorder is a complete joke and most teenagers who have it have nothing wrong with them. All the problems that are associated with it can all be dealt with by self-control, not therapy. People who do have it need to learn to grow up and quit making excuses. Therapists should not be allowed to use this disorder as an excuse to label people either.
by You_don't_need_therapy June 28, 2010
Get the borderline bullshit disordermug. Sexual Bipolar Disorder is a mental illness, one that causes a complete, drastic and random change of sexual preference overnight.
One day you're attracted to guys, and girls disgust you. The next you're attracted to girls, and guys disgust you. The day after you're attracted to squirrels, and humans disgust you, etc.
Omnisexual people often exhibit signs of sexual bipolar disorder.
One day you're attracted to guys, and girls disgust you. The next you're attracted to girls, and guys disgust you. The day after you're attracted to squirrels, and humans disgust you, etc.
Omnisexual people often exhibit signs of sexual bipolar disorder.
Jim: "Geeze, look at Josh over there. Yesterday he was all interested in Jane, but today he's totally checking out that tree. What a freak."
Burt: "Woah hold on man, Josh is sick. He's suffering from sexual bipolar disorder"
Jim: "Oh, wow. I'm sorry that I insulted him, that sounds tough."
*Josh having sex with a tree in the background*
Burt: "Woah hold on man, Josh is sick. He's suffering from sexual bipolar disorder"
Jim: "Oh, wow. I'm sorry that I insulted him, that sounds tough."
*Josh having sex with a tree in the background*
by mastermustard October 31, 2013
Get the Sexual Bipolar Disordermug. an affliction in which the subject acts like someone from another race, usually a stereotype of said other race; also known as RID
by Guy F July 30, 2007
Get the racial identity disordermug. 1. A pre-sexually transmitted disease which causes Financial Incontinence in males during the courting process.
2.To piss money away, in an attempt to get laid.
Symptoms usually subside once the target has made her intentions known one way or the other, although PTD can persist into long term relationships, usually resulting in bankruptcy.
2.To piss money away, in an attempt to get laid.
Symptoms usually subside once the target has made her intentions known one way or the other, although PTD can persist into long term relationships, usually resulting in bankruptcy.
Fred: How did your date go last night, did you get any?
John: Nothing! And I spent a heap of cash trying to impress her!
Fred: Ha-ha, the only thing anyone ever gets from her is a case or Pecuniary Tract Disorder.
John: Nothing! And I spent a heap of cash trying to impress her!
Fred: Ha-ha, the only thing anyone ever gets from her is a case or Pecuniary Tract Disorder.
by pasmarticus August 20, 2011
Get the Pecuniary Tract Disordermug. by ensign krusher March 27, 2010
Get the Whinery Collapse Disordermug.