dinosaur equipment 

Dinosaur equipment can be classified as anything that is Strange or out of place, Or something funny.

(Must us hand signals)
Moving the hand in a Wave, and then Open palm, pulling your hand away from your face and Closing your fingers to touch at the tips.

kid 1: Your mom is Dumb.

kid 2: Dinosaur Equipment. (Using the signs)

dinosaur equipment by Spooki June 29, 2008

dinosaur kiss

they way dinosaur kiss. with the skin above your lip and press them together and open your mouth.

Melanie: did you just give me a dinosaur kiss?

Amanda: nooo whats a dinosaur kiss.

Melanie: *this* *explains definition*

dinosaur kiss by LidGasm January 7, 2009

dinosauritis 

the painful dinosaur-like sores, bumps, and pimples in and around the mouth caused by kissing a dinosaur.

OR

A "disease" one catches from their boyfriend/girlfriend after kissing. This is actually caused by eating salty or fatty foods that make the tongue raw and skin oily, causing bumps inside and around the mouth.

Note: Cures for this disease are still unknown to this day.

Kathy got dinosauritis after her and Joseph's seventeenth kiss. Since he was her "dinosaur," Valerie diagnosed her with dinosauritis.

dinosauritis by havishanta February 10, 2010

dinosaur 

a predator generally affiliated with drunkenness and hooking up on beds

elise is a dinosaur!

dinosaur by little foot 1112 March 27, 2011

Dinosaur 

A person who is old.

"My grandma has lived for so long!"
"She's such a dinosaur."

Dinosaur by madness03 April 3, 2016

Dinosaur on life support

An old piece of technology that barely works, usually having to be plugged into a power source constantly to function in the case of portable devices due to a faulty battery. Can also be applied to actual dinosaurs on life support (or at least humans or animals).

"This laptop is like a dinosaur on life support. I need to get it replaced."
"She's a dinosaur on life support."
"There is a dinosaur on life support in my backyard, and it's eating my cat."

Dinosaur on life support by AK Ramirez April 10, 2016

Dinosaur 

That giant guy you always see around that has really small arms that you could snap like a twig.

Dont trip the dinosaur you dont want to have to start a fire with the broken twigs.

Dinosaur by AlexKisner May 12, 2016