Dead Fart

The gas caused by a dead deer who has been decomposing for 10 plus hours, which hisses gas out of its asshole as you drag it along the sidewalk

The deer was dead farting as we dragged it along the sidewalk in front of the tree hugger

by Mildy Flaccid October 28, 2018

Dead Clocking

Killing time.

Im at the house Dead Clocking until my girlfriend gets off work.

by Sirius. June 20, 2011

brazil dead

When something is unquestionably dead. If you've been on LiveLeak, you'll understand.

It wasn't just dead, it was Brazil Dead.

by brazildead June 14, 2018

Dead youth

A person who acts like he’s 70 in his 20s.

He’s a right Dead youth him stays locked up wanking in his room.

by DarcyCampbell September 21, 2018

bone be dead

Dick that can't get hard.
Erectile dysfunction.

"My man's bone be dead an I got to get me some."

"Dr. Kaz be givin' my honey some C-Alice cuz his bone be dead."

"Oh honey..my coochie be cryin' cuz my man's bone be dead."

by blossombaby August 9, 2012

Dead Betsy

A girl who lies still as if dead during sex, and lets the guy do all of the work.

"Dude - I though that girl was going to be an amazing lay, but she turned out to be a dead betsy!"

by B.D. Smith November 6, 2007

dead issue

something that does not matter any more

A: are still mad at me about smoking?
B: no, that's a dead issue now.

by TheOmidM April 1, 2016