joke dead

1. when somebody takes too long to tell a joke
2. when somebody leaves out a pivotal part of the joke, therefore makes no sense
3. when somebody tries to crack a joke, but fails to give a smooth delivery

joke teller: "(insert beginning of joke here)... and then, and then, shoot, lemme think about this for a second...."
friend: (shakes head in disappointment) "joke dead"

friend 1: "ew, stephanie pratt is such a s u next tuesday."
friend2 : "don't you mean C u next tuesday?"
friend 3: "yup, joke dead."

joke teller: "why did the chicken cross the ro... ro... (SNEEZE)"
joke receiver: "ew, joke dead."

by hotspot0309 January 9, 2010

Dead Betsy

A girl who lies still as if dead during sex, and lets the guy do all of the work.

"Dude - I though that girl was going to be an amazing lay, but she turned out to be a dead betsy!"

by B.D. Smith November 6, 2007

Dead Pixel

A pixel on an LCD screen that stays a single bright colour irrespective of the surrounding background. Can be at least partly toned out by stroking the relevant area of the screen.

There were a couple of dead pixels on my screen last night.

by Fearman November 25, 2007

Dead kilp

word used to describe a failed troll

He tried to troll me, but hes a dead kilp now.

by Iateyou March 26, 2013

Dead On Jones

When a person dies from a drug overdose.

Person A: "Clifford, he dead on jones."

Person B: "What?"

Person A: "He died of a drug overdose."

Person B: "Nooo!!!!!"

by LordBoy April 2, 2013

dead issue

something that does not matter any more

A: are still mad at me about smoking?
B: no, that's a dead issue now.

by TheOmidM April 1, 2016

dead trim

A trim that is noticeably awful.

Do you want that as a meal:

“Nah, 1 on the back and sides, with a mullet and quiff, no fries please”

Oi conor, I beg you go back Marmaris and tell them to pattern your head up, kmt u wasteman.
That is a dead trim

by UncleRaj August 14, 2019