crookedem

to screw a girl so hard you make em crooked then you straighten them back out to crookedem again

me and girlfriend were at my house and we were in my room. i so pulled a crookedem on her

by the kid from out of town February 12, 2008

croaking owl

when your having sex and the girl reaches down into her mouth and pulls the guys dick out through her mouth, making her croak like an owl.

Haha we did the croaking owl last night and when we woke up in the morning, my dad asked if we heard an owl outside.

by coochie queen April 28, 2008

Crooked Nasty

Below the Mason Dixon Line,
Used to describe lightning of any kind/ferocity. Also used in combination to describe thunder AND lightning . . . Originates from Central Florida.

"We was blasted by 'Crooked Nasty' during that storm last night."

by Conrad Asshat December 20, 2008

Crockenlich

A combination of two gangsta things, that are better than the rest.

Crockenberg + Wunderlich = Crockenlich and Wunderberg

by Crockenlich March 24, 2009

Croakie

Croakie (v): To Croakie

The act of wearing croakies.

"Caitlin totally croakied it up yesterday at the beach!"

by Dumbkid July 8, 2012

Croak

Daniel Carroll's Voice.

he spoke with a croak.

by diabeticduck May 19, 2016

crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016