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Minority Report Pre-Crime

See!? Did I not say that!? Except with me instead of the state doing it it's just morons... Literally just morons.
Hym "Did I not say the Minority Report Pre-Crime was coming? Because I'm pretty sure I said that and once again... I AM CORRECT! Except now it's the bureaucratic overreach AND the weaponized schizophrenia! It's that AND my thing now. It's both. Because my thing is still happening. My brainz still feels like it's about to explode. Whatever you expect me to do here is unnecessary and what I COMMANDED YOU TO DO... Was and is super necessary. And now it's minority report. Are you happy now? Is this the path to the Garden of Eden to you? The creator of AI drowns in his own skull and dissidents are imprisoned in their own lives for saying things idiots don't like. I could be buried in porn stars right now with a fluid-free brainz. I still want them to murder as many kids as possible if you leave me for dead and you can't say that you can't do it because everyone will then try to copy me because only I am compelling enough to make it work. I'm a literal human bomb Jordan."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2024
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Grave Crime

eh, some unknown audio maker who thinks he is cool
by Taluhn August 2, 2021
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Carter Crime

by Wharytn January 28, 2021
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Crime

VIƏCTER the cat. Killed Mansour Shats parents. Wanted in 50 states and 50 countries. Did crack in France. Killed a man in Germany. Kicked dogs. His apoplectic is tiny cat. He's an 8ft long, hairless siamese cat. The definition of crime.
Oh God it's VIƏCTER, he is crime
by BIEEL March 15, 2022
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Amazon Crime

A hacked Amazon Firestick that can stream illegal content
David: How did you watch that film?

Tom: We streamed it last night on the Amazon Crime
by Davo919181 September 19, 2025
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