California crotch crickets

A female or male with an itchy or irritated pubic mound. Sometimes could be related to the sexually transmitted disease "crabs". Commonly caught in California.

Sally, my crotch itches. I think Jimmy gave me those damn California crotch crickets again.

by TheMindsI March 13, 2011

mutt cricket

A big dick ass nigga

You fucking mutt cricket

by That waffle June 24, 2018

cricket face

Someone with big beady eyes who's jokes are unoriginal and boring

This dude got cricket face!

by Big tits 203 May 12, 2016

Sea cricket

A girl who loves going on your boat and will fuck all your friends

This sea cricket fucked my buddy instead of me on my boat

by Daaaa yahht August 18, 2021

butt crickets

an unknown sickness caused by giving babies cow milk

“great now my kids are gonna have butt crickets”

by skankbosslady September 13, 2021

bean cricket

Female. Usually small, very talkative, can’t hold still.

She’s a real bean cricket ay?!

by Doseofshadi June 27, 2023

Cricketeer

An individual that will remain silent after proven to be wrong or found to be contradicted.

After the opportunity arose to rectify their bad behavior, they chose to remain silent acting as cricketeers.

by Creativelingo January 25, 2021