skibidi corporate

Noun: meaningless corporate drivel

Like being on a conference call listening to your boss talk about sales while you watch him go through a slideshow in front of a generated tropical background

"I was on that sales call all afternoon, 2 hours of skibidi corporate, my brain is rotted."

"My boss was talking that skibidi corporate at me, I don't remember any of it."

by TheStinson January 14, 2025

Ivorian corporate records

A big load of cocaine

I could really go for some Ivorian corporate records right now

by CPLS12 February 4, 2026

noodlin in the corporate pond

To catfish a coworker. As explained in "The Slippery Fist finds It's Way In" Magazine, March 1984 Issue.

Seamus created a fake Tinder account so he could uncover Nancy's secret fetishes, thus he be noodlin in the corporate pond.

by batht March 17, 2018

Pulling a corporate

1. (Verb) To systematically ruin a perfectly good workplace over the course of several years. Enacting pointless and counterproductive policies in order to save face and money though they make a shit-ton. The "blood from a stone" mentality.

2. To fuck everyone over for nothing other than pure greed.

"Publix cancelled non-management bonuses and stopped giving overtime among other things. Now greedy upper management reaps all the rewards, talk about pulling a corporate."

by SeetheAndDilate January 15, 2022

A combination of branding and bland. Used to indicate corporate homogenization. Can also apply to corporate interference in the arts, as in the case of Starbucks forming a music label

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😱: A combination of branding and bland. Used to indicate corporate homogenization. Can also apply to corporate interference in the arts, as in the case of Starbucks forming a music label

by InterpersonalCommunication February 19, 2025