Colin Merriott

A greasy slug who masturbates often and plays fortnut

Colin Merriott diddled the kid.

by Bimbo brown November 7, 2019

Colin

A Colin is a good boy. He has much funny when he isnt spewing shit. He has daddy issues. Double daddy issues. He seems to be a player. But really he’s just insecure. What’s the opposite of big dick energy cause he has it. His esteem is lower than his iq. What a lad!

Ex: You see that sad man over there flirting with minorities? That must be a Colin

by The yet boi September 10, 2019

Colin ahearne

He is really good at guitar and is in an amazing band called "pergamene" with the lead singer Elaina Somers. He can forget his music stuff for class but other than that he's just a chill guy

"Who's that really good guitarist on stage?"

"Oh yeah that's Colin Ahearne"

by Pergamene February 16, 2025

colin

he's a booty sniffer

"dude that butt is looking very sniffable"
"dont be a colin."

by kkiit kkatt March 29, 2023

colin

colin is that kid that your teacher yells at you for looking at. Colin is that kid that is the sweetest kid ever and is SUPER cute and his girlfriend is the luckiest women alive.

OU who is that?
oh thats colin (;

by colin the cutie March 22, 2019

Colin

Most Colin’s are known as being “gay” or showing love and attraction for men.

One summer I went to a party and there was man there by the name Colin, he seemed fine at first but as more people started leaving the party things began to take a twist. He started hitting on men and later raped me.

by anonymous July 6, 2022

Colin

Kind, caring and simple. Although his hairline is receding, he manages to get the ladies. Colin loves karaoke (come on Eileen is a firm favourite)although the people that listen say otherwise. Colin is always fun to be around and knows no limit on alcohol consumption. Always available to help and likes to make money. Loves his namesake caterpillar cake.

Oh look, there's Colin on the whiskey again!

by It's Sarah c November 25, 2021