Thai Coconut

A Thai Coconut is a sex act between two males in which one male fists the other with both hands with the objective of covering both hands in feces. Once both hands are covered, they are cupped around the penis of the fisted male and stroked until orgasm. The semen is representative of the milk.

I walked in on someone getting a Thai Coconut in the pub toilets! Talk about disgusting!

by ZachChapman September 15, 2019

The Coconut

Whilst a partner is defecating in one's mouth you blow a raspberry on their asshole.

'Aye bro Jessica pulled The Coconut on me last night, shit was orgasmic'

by TheCoconutifier November 20, 2023

coconut-rough

When a chic coats your dick in coco ( shit ) and then roughs it up by beating it on a coconut

I got a coconut rough when she got drunk at a Mexican beach party
Coconut rough - she shat because of spicy Mexican food and beat the shit off my nut with a coconut

She coco my nut then got rough with it

I got coconut-rough

by Nasty beastie February 9, 2022

Shea + Coconut

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by ashfree November 25, 2021

coconut

a term used to degrade pacific islanders, generally the word is used as a way to call them dumb and mock their ethnicity at the same time.

man 1: “you see the new guy at work today?”
man 2: “the f*cking coconut?”
man 1: “yeah, he’s clueless”
man 2: “aren’t they all”

both men proceed to suck each other off

by papikaden$$$ September 25, 2023

coconut mommy

A milf that does coke.

"Bro your moms a coconut mommy"

by kayisfoul August 19, 2021

Bad Coconut.

The smell of a girl returning home to her man after having sex with someone else, but using douche or vinegar to cover the stench.

Boyfriend: Hey bitch, where you been? What's that smell?
Girlfriend: Oh it's my new deodorant.
Boyfriend : Bitch stop lying, that ain't no Lady Speedstick. You been fucking on your period. Smelling like a bad coconut.

by Camdelou February 5, 2021