Cocktail hour

An hour of the day, usually 5-6PM in which you’re meant to make cocktails and get drunk on them

I’m thirsty. I’m gonna have cocktail hour.

by Someone who is WAY TOO bored May 14, 2020

Fish cocktail

The act of making a girl cum and then drinking her feminine juices from her vagainal tunnel.

Aye boy, She made me a damn fine fish cocktail the other night.

by Rachegeomadness October 08, 2016

Guatemala Cocktail

A Guatemala Cocktail is the act of taking a spicy shit in a cocktail glass and force feeding your partner the contents while shattering the glass on their nose and upper lip.

I hear Katie gave Tom a Guatemala Cocktail yesterday. She did it to get him to dump her but that sick bastard LOVED it.

by Mega Hemroids January 01, 2022

The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail

The 1999 Camry Cruising On Van Nuys & Roscoe With A Sketchy Moose Mindset

Cocktail

is a cocktail made my Moose

Spicy Tamarindo Vodka

Spicy Chamoy

Tajin - lots

and a splash of Israeli grapefruit juice (Prigat)

stirred over ice

served in a tall glass

Bottoms up and cause marriage problems

I gotta get me The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail

Gotta get my mind thinking dark while driving a 1999 Camry

I gotta call Moose

Where’s Moose!!!

FUCK!!! IM GONNA DO IT
FUCKKKKKKKK
(Sip)

by CheesecakeMoose February 26, 2024

Cocktail Slide

Pouring the ingredients of a cocktail into a partners vagina, then fucking them. Afterwards, pouring it into a glass and partaking

Had a cocktail slide last night. Needed more gin however

by ScrubMasterFTW October 04, 2021

Mother in Law Cocktail

A large highball glass with one
Large ice cube and at least four fingers of your favorite liquor, usually consumed in multiples of 2.-

Mother in Law Cocktail: “Got to grab a handle of vodka so I can have a couple
Mother in-laws when I get home so I can have dinner with
My mother in law who lives in my
Basement”

by schnock123 October 04, 2018

Virgin Molotov cocktail

A Virgin Molotov cocktail is a crude hydration weapon which consists of a glass bottle semi-filled with non flammable liquid, usually water, the mouth of the bottle is stoppered with a cork or other type of airtight bung (rubber, glass, or plastic), and a cloth rag fixed securely around the mouth.

The robots were exterminated using virgin molotov cocktails

by Jimmy the Jackal June 06, 2022