close your eyes youll be here soon

ichi ni san shi go fun toki doki han tou ne netai dono kono wa do deki nai oya su mi oya su mi oya su mi oyasssuuu oyasumi, oyasumi close your eyes and youll leave this dream oyasumi oyasumi I know that its hard to do
(*epic beat drop*) etc.

(*jumps off hospital*) narrator: close your eyes youll be here soon

by Soulless_pacifist9594 March 1, 2024

"I'm gonna cum, let me cum on your chest, will you?" Bachira whispered closely to Isagi, his breath lingering on the boy.

"I'm gonna cum, let me cum on your chest, will you?" Bachira whispered closely to Isagi, his breath lingering on the boy.

"I'm gonna cum, let me cum on your chest, will you?" Bachira whispered closely to Isagi, his breath lingering on the boy.

by Anon42283 March 3, 2024

Close your legs arguments

Typically misogynistic arguments used to push the onus on the one in question to deny them rights . Used to commonly conflate responsibility with rights provided serving as a red herring .

You shouldn't appeal to close your legs arguments such as telling a man to get a vasectomy or practice abstinence if he doesnt want to pay child support as if the right to decline child support has any bearing on whether he's responsible or not .

by Euthyphrodilemma July 24, 2022

Closed Water

Kathleen

"Who's that cute blonde?"
"Oh, that's Closed Water"

by NOCKOLAS July 27, 2022

Wyatt close

Wyatt close is the most sweetest person youll ever meet. He may not be all cool, but he's perfect. And if wyatt close is seeing this. I love you and i hope you know that. You are beautiful, handsome, gorgeous, stunning and my lovely prince

Friend: are you texting Wyatt close?
Me: yes, i am :)

by Insane_in_membrane June 18, 2022

ella janeen close

Hot, nice to people. Will marry a tall, strong, funny, hot man with the initials M.R.S😏😏😏 she is also very beautiful and good at sports

Ella janeen close is hot.

by Hebert ford June 27, 2022

Close only counts in grenades

A saying that pisses me off. It comes from the fact that you don’t need to directly hit something with a grenade to blow it up. If this saying is true then light blue is a completely different color, not just a shade.

1. I was so close to getting an A!
2. Close only counts in grenades.
1. You are an asshole and probably can’t do any better than me.

by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW February 17, 2022