Dennis Clarke

An ugly little dick nigga that pulls no bitches.

damn it must suck to be a dennis clarke.

by idknameherebye January 8, 2020

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clark fork

A small town nestled in the asshole of Idaho. These crackheads all live together and with their cousins. Population: 500 not including goats. The chosen mode of transportation is Atvs and lawnmowers. This small town is sad.

Hey, do you live in Clark Fork?
Yes I do!
Get away from my children.

by undeadfox March 21, 2022

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Emily Clarke

Emily is a girl that is so beautiful and attractive that she gives you anxiety. It's almost impossible to look into her eyes when you first meet her. She has a beautiful personality and can be shy sometimes but she doesn't know how shy people are when first meeting her.

"I have a crush on Emily Clarke."
"Oml good taste! She's coming now."
*Heart beats so hard it hurts, breathing intensifies, I look down at the floor in embarrassment thinking that I'm way out her league and should just give up.*

"Haha how'd you do that?"
Emily is in the corner of my eye listening to me talk. I glance at her for a split second, I felt like someone shot me through the heart. Her eyes were like looking at a black hole and seeing another universe. It took under a second to make me feel uncomfortable and embarrassed. My excuse to finish talking is:
"I forgot what to say... *Nervous giggle"

I turn away and start crying from the insecurity building up; "I'm so not good enough! I'm rubbish and I should quit crushing on her!"

by LøCl October 7, 2021

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