Christopher Rutter

A CCT paramedic who pukes on cardiac arrests.

I almost pulled a christopher rutter on that call.

by rutter4l June 13, 2021

Christopher Flores

Christopher Flores is the best person in the world, he's perfect in every way and I'm so lucky to have met him

"Nobody is perfect"
"Christopher Flores is"
"Shit you're right"

by Webingo November 28, 2021

Christopher Columbus

When you go to the bathroom in another department at work to leave the vilest shit possible.

I had to go over to General Assembly to get some parts and Christopher Columbus'd while I was there.

by Kemo_the_Clown June 3, 2022

Christophe

A big testicled male with a seven inch cock who is six feet tall. Also, he enjoys bullying short Mexican women.

Christophe is a hot ass, six foot tall, seven inch dicked, large testicled motherfucker.

by yurvy scurvy February 9, 2022

Christopher

Christopher is PERFECT in every way! He is a great cook! He is also a handy man that can do it all even when he isn't feeling well. Christopher is the most amazing father figure to his own children and to children you may have. He is a wonderful family man and the best friend you could ever ask for. Christopher is the most genuine man you will ever meet! He compliments you and sincerely means it. The most handsome man on earth! When he talks to you it gives you butterflies in your stomach that you will never want to fade away. Christopher is very passionate and absolutely AMAZING in bed, the BEST you will EVER have! He loves the booty, amazing kisser, and his hands work magic! Even just snuggling with him is such a wonderful feeling that makes you feel so complete. Christopher loves to talk a lot, but always stops when he talks to you to give you sweet kisses! He even gives you forehead kisses, such a gentleman! He is so loveable with such a great sense of humor, always putting a smile on your face and making you laugh. If you ever meet a Christopher, treat him like the King that he is and NEVER let him go because that is a once in a life time opportunity. You will NEVER find anyone like CHRISTOPHER! Christopher is another word for soul mate, but beware because love at first sight WILL occur! Christopher is a rare find, a permanent keeper of the heart. There is no moving on from a Christopher.

ILY Christopher! You are, and always will be, my EVERYTHING! Friends Forever <3 xo

Her: Friends?
Christopher: Friends Forever!

by @FriendsForever November 24, 2021

Christopher mittel

Phx Ninja 42 juGGalo a...awesome amazing man that will always have your back and is loyal af to a fault and is a mine

Christopher mittel is truely and honestly the man of your dreams dont let him get away

by Stephanie fiore February 17, 2021

Christopher

Christopher is an interesting young man. Their approaches depend on the people they’re around. If Christopher is extremely comfortable being around you, he tends to be goofy and relatable. Otherwise, he’s well kept and mannered. You can always talk to him. He may not be the smartest, but he’s full of wisdom that never stops growing. Overall, Christopher is a sincere, relatable friend.

Person 1: I just had an amazing day!

Person 2: You just hung out with Christopher, didn’t you?

Person 1: Of course!

by UDHoudini1357 November 19, 2023