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Chris

A lonely man who never has any friends, usually someone who is an asshole and tries way too hard to get a girlfriend. He usually will act like a badass even though he is a weak man. It is common for people with this name to be in a Choir or in Gym although he doesn't actually try.
by Not-A-Chris March 25, 2018
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woaw! chris is shit at ark lol
by Arkpro July 22, 2019
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Some cunt who uses an S10+ and molests children
Yo did you see that guy Chris, he touched my son
by Bruce Garcia April 19, 2019
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Chris is just an ass hole, he doesn’t deserve anyone or anything, so girls I might wanna stay away👍 He fucks people in the toilets and as a great person once said “ he’s a man whore” Chris is very blunt and certainly not sweet. Whatever you do, don’t get attached to Chris, he will let u down no matter how hard he tries
“Wow there’s a guy over there losing his virginity in a toilet, stupid ‘Chris’
by Feck me m8 February 24, 2019
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Hemsworth? Evans? Pratt? Pine? You may never know what Chris a person is talking about but one thing is for sure he's gonna be pretty fuckin hot
Girl: Man I love Chris
Guy: what Chris?
Girl: Chris. Did I stutter?3
by Wagawagapacman May 29, 2019
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A tall blond/brown haired guy. He has a dark sense of humor and can be mean but otherwise he is nice and charming. He is also very honest and horny.
Chris is the nicest person I know
by Urban dick hole June 12, 2019
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Chris is the best guy friend you could ever ask for. He will spoil you when you are having a bad day and he is willing to travel as far as he needs to in order to make you happy. He is the most caring person that you will ever meet. Although you might not have known him for a long time don’t underestimate the amount of impact he will have on your life. Chris is super funny and amazing to be around. You can’t have a bad day when you are with Chris.
Today is gonna be amazing, Chris is coming.
by chris’bff August 9, 2019
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